Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so

MCU

14,306 words · 57 min read · 6/6 chapters

Five times the Avengers learn about Peter Parker, and the one time the rest of the world does, too.

MCU

15,676 words · 1h 3m read · 8/8 chapters

“So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.” The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .” “Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?” OR: The first time Natas

MCU · Michelle Jones/Peter Parker

7,805 words · 31 min read · 5/5 chapters

Tony Stark wants to keep Peter Parker on the down low. Heaven forbid Spiderman do something stupid, like go viral. OR: Peter Parker accidently patents the superhero equivalent of the ice bucket challenge.

MCU · Pepper Potts/Tony Stark

23,341 words · 1h 33m read · 7/7 chapters

"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid." “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also

MCU · Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker

14,510 words · 58 min read · 5/5 chapters

"There are rules to being a superhero," Natasha tells Peter. Most of the rules are common sense. Stay off the fan sites. Don't fall in love with civilians. Don't burn bridges just to toast marshmallows over the flames. And, most importantly, don't go to war with the media. It's a pity that common se

MCU · Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker

52,115 words · 3h 28m read · 17/17 chapters

Earth’s mightiest heroes aren’t babysitters. Yet, somehow, they seem to have become the unofficial guardians of Midtown high school’s decathlon team. Like most of the Avenger’s current problems—the goat living in the penthouse, the semi-sentient AI with a vendetta against Sam, the Asgardian death pi