silentwalrus
About silentwalrus
silentwalrus is an AO3 author writing in the FMA fandom, best known here for "snipers solve 99% of all problems", which has earned 23k kudos on AO3. Our database tracks 2 of their works totaling 294k words.
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Based on the 2 works by silentwalrus in our database — their full AO3 catalog may include more.
Featured Works
The most popular works by silentwalrus in our database, ranked by kudos.
snipers solve 99% of all problems
266,111 words
Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.“Are you fucking
school night
FMA · Edward Elric/Winry Rockbell · 28,155 words
Winry comes visiting for a whole week, primarily, she says, because she doesn’t believe Ed has friends. “I do too have friends,” Ed argues. “I have lots of friends -”“People you’ve fucked once in a train station bathroom don’t count, Ed -” “One time! That was one time!” “- and I’ll believe it when I
Works by silentwalrus in Our Database
266,111 words · 17h 44m read · 89/? chapters
Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.“Are you fucking
FMA · Edward Elric/Winry Rockbell
28,155 words · 1h 53m read · 3/3 chapters
Winry comes visiting for a whole week, primarily, she says, because she doesn’t believe Ed has friends. “I do too have friends,” Ed argues. “I have lots of friends -”“People you’ve fucked once in a train station bathroom don’t count, Ed -” “One time! That was one time!” “- and I’ll believe it when I
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Frequently Asked Questions
Who is silentwalrus on AO3?
silentwalrus is an AO3 author writing in the FMA fandom, best known here for "snipers solve 99% of all problems", which has earned 23k kudos on AO3. Our database tracks 2 of their works totaling 294k words.
How many of silentwalrus's fanfics are in our database?
Our database tracks 2 of silentwalrus's works, totaling 294k words and 25k kudos. Their full catalog on AO3 may include more works.
What is silentwalrus's most popular fanfic?
silentwalrus's most popular work in our database is "snipers solve 99% of all problems" with 23k kudos. It's a 266,111 word fic.
What fandoms does silentwalrus write for?
silentwalrus writes for FMA. They are dedicated to the FMA fandom.
Where can I read silentwalrus's fanfiction?
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