some1_around

30,455 words · 2h 2m read · 4/4 chapters

Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?” “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed. “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his tea

26,824 words · 1h 47m read · 1/1 chapters

Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But t

96,881 words · 6h 28m read · 13/13 chapters

Six months ago, Shane’s intimate conversation and break-up with Rose Landry was recorded and leaked. In those six months, his life had completely upended and everything had changed, for better or for worse. Except for Ilya. He still has Ilya, and he’s beginning to understand that he always will. It’

5,868 words · 23 min read · 1/1 chapters

Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to. Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he

6,681 words · 27 min read · 1/1 chapters

The five encounters with Shane that forced Ilya to lie (brag) to his teammates about his mysterious Montreal Girl, and the time they learned that the lies had never really mattered in the first place. Or, Shane and Ilya are Not That Subtle about the identities of Jane and Lily, but it doesn't matter

8,405 words · 34 min read · 1/1 chapters

Five times someone asked who Lily was, and one time Shane told the truth. Or, “A Lesson in the Art of Subtlety,” presented by Shane Hollander, and witnessed by the Montreal Voyageurs. (Inspired by the scene where Shane gets the dickpick and slams his phone down on the bed, and in ep4 when he aggress