thehoyden
About thehoyden
thehoyden is an AO3 author writing in the Naruto fandom (among 4 fandoms in our database), best known here for "Darling It Is No Joke", which has earned 41k kudos on AO3. Our database tracks 13 of their works totaling 143k words.
Author Statistics
Based on the 13 works by thehoyden in our database — their full AO3 catalog may include more.
Featured Works
The most popular works by thehoyden in our database, ranked by kudos.
Darling It Is No Joke
Teen Wolf · Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski · 13,250 words
The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.
With a Crown of Stars
Hannibal · Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter · 33,536 words
When the call connects, Will says, “I know what kind of crazy I am, but I’m not this kind of crazy.”“Will?” Dr. Lecter says.“Yes, hi, sorry,” Will says. “It’s me. There’s a baby on my porch.”
In Bond and Blood
Naruto · Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka · 12,918 words
"I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.
Not So Much the Teacup
MCU · Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier · 9,073 words
“Charles is basically the bride whisperer. It’s like he can read their minds.” (wedding planner AU)
The Fox's Wedding
Hannibal · Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter · 11,325 words
Because Will’s life is bullshit, he gets gently kidnapped from the hospital after Hannibal guts him.
Works by thehoyden in Our Database
Teen Wolf · Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
13,250 words · 53 min read · 1/1 chapters
The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.
Hannibal · Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
33,536 words · 2h 14m read · 7/7 chapters
When the call connects, Will says, “I know what kind of crazy I am, but I’m not this kind of crazy.”“Will?” Dr. Lecter says.“Yes, hi, sorry,” Will says. “It’s me. There’s a baby on my porch.”
Naruto · Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka
12,918 words · 52 min read · 1/1 chapters
"I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.
MCU · Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
9,073 words · 36 min read · 1/1 chapters
“Charles is basically the bride whisperer. It’s like he can read their minds.” (wedding planner AU)
Hannibal · Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
11,325 words · 45 min read · 1/1 chapters
Because Will’s life is bullshit, he gets gently kidnapped from the hospital after Hannibal guts him.
Naruto · Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka
10,426 words · 42 min read · 1/1 chapters
The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers.
MCU · Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
9,659 words · 39 min read · 1/1 chapters
“I wasn’t hiding it from you. Honestly, I didn’t know for certain until yesterday, which I think we can agree was bad timing and not the sort of thing one springs before the heat of battle,” Charles says earnestly.
MCU · Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
16,152 words · 1h 5m read · 1/1 chapters
NATO intelligence says there’s an omega-class telepath who sleeps under Westminster. Major Erik Lehnsherr is about to find out the truth for himself.
MCU · Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
1,501 words · 6 min read · 1/1 chapters
Logan didn’t much like Erik Lehnsherr when he first met him in a bar about a year ago. Logan likes him a lot less after he dumps Logan’s tranquilized carcass on Charles Xavier’s doorstep like a dog presenting its owner with a stunned rabbit.
MCU · Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
5,513 words · 22 min read · 1/1 chapters
After the second surgery in New York, Charles doesn’t anticipate anyone keeping vigil by his bedside — and certainly not Tony Stark.
Naruto · Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka
8,854 words · 35 min read · 1/1 chapters
All things were not possible, it was true, but suddenly, Iruka knew that this was.
Naruto · Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka
2,184 words · 9 min read · 1/1 chapters
Kakashi is like a stray cat, and Iruka knows damn well that he shouldn't feed Kakashi if he doesn't want Kakashi to keep coming around.
Naruto · Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka
8,679 words · 35 min read · 1/1 chapters
He was a chuunin academy teacher, not a courtier trained in statecraft and diplomacy.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Who is thehoyden on AO3?
thehoyden is an AO3 author writing in the Naruto fandom (among 4 fandoms in our database), best known here for "Darling It Is No Joke", which has earned 41k kudos on AO3. Our database tracks 13 of their works totaling 143k words.
How many of thehoyden's fanfics are in our database?
Our database tracks 13 of thehoyden's works, totaling 143k words and 210k kudos. Their full catalog on AO3 may include more works.
What is thehoyden's most popular fanfic?
thehoyden's most popular work in our database is "Darling It Is No Joke" with 41k kudos. It's a 13,250 word Teen Wolf fic.
What fandoms does thehoyden write for?
thehoyden writes for Naruto, MCU, Hannibal, Teen Wolf. Their primary fandom is Naruto.
Where can I read thehoyden's fanfiction?
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