Top 10 Best Completed Hockey RPF Fanfics

by knight_tracer · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Ninety percent of everyone's problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn't have a robot.

by thefourthvine · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Geno can't. Sidney won't.

by turningterrific · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

“So I say, before I’m thinking through, I say am getting married,” Geno says and glances up at Sid and then back down again. “They say to American?” Geno seems reluctant to continue. Sid’s stuck on trying to figure out who Geno is marrying and why he didn’t tell Sid about it. “I say, ‘no, to Canadia

by turningterrific · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

“So, umm,” Sid says into his phone, suddenly nervous. “Sid?” Geno’s voice registers surprise. “Yeah, umm.” Why is this difficult? “I’m here?” Geno laughs. “Back in Pittsburgh?” “No.” Sid clears his throat. “I’m-- I’m in the Moscow airport.”   Or:   Sid decides to spend his summer in Russia.

by lightgetsin · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

"You're on Puck Daddy," Taylor said, instead of a greeting.Sidney sank back into the pillows. "So? What's new?""The headline is 'Best Hockey Player in the World Sidney Crosby Taken Out by Eight Year Old, Breaks Arm in Mite Hockey Game.'"

by purplecatsweater · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

The jumble of weird letters on Sidney’s wrist are different than everyone else’s—different than his mom’s, or his dad’s, and when Taylor gets big enough for the whole name to show up on her wrist, it’ll be different too.

by sevenfists · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

The first Zhenya heard about it was an email from Sidney in the middle of August.

by sevenfists · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

“Sid, I’m so—I’m sorry,” Geno said. “My stupid—I’m ruin everything, I—” “Shut up, Geno,” Sidney said, already intensely weary of listening to Geno’s self-recrimination. “You’ve barely even done anything.”Geno’s voice dropped what sounded like an entire octave. “But I want to.”

by Lenore · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Sid shows up to practice with a hickey. Misunderstandings ensue.

by pentapus · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

He saw the horn poking out from the pony's head, golden and straight and somehow delicate-looking despite the empty tuna can hanging off of it. The unicorn horn. "The fuck," Sidney said out loud, his eye skipping from the horn over the greyish-white body to the graceful gold-toned hooves.