Best Bill Cipher Humor Fanfics

by LCypherED · Billdip

“Bill.” Dipper said, and something in his tone made Bill stop with his distracting touches. “Did you marry me without me knowing?” In which Dipper finds himself roped into a surprise marriage, and discovers that although Bill might be master of the mind, he is in no way a master of comm

by LCypherED · Billdip

Dipper Pines deals with life, homework, friendships and his increasingly complicated feelings regarding the sulking ex-dream demon living in his closet.As well as the centuries-old mysteries lurking beneath the seemingly tranquil township he calls home, but that's beginning to become par for the cou

by PhenixFlare · Billdip

Most people are born with a name tattooed on their inner wrist, in every written language imaginable; some people are born without. Dipper Pines is born with a small black triangle with a flesh colored dot at the center printed neatly onto his skin, standing out against its dark backdrop like an ope

by JusticeHawk · Billdip

A cult kidnaps Dipper and attempts to sacrifice him to a demon. Who turns out to be Bill. Bill of course, finds this hilarious.

by BurnerAccount · Billdip

Dipper's the worst practitioner in his entire family. He's never been great at magic, he's struggling to improve - he doesn't even have a familiar.Maybe it's time to fix that.Dipper makes some mistakes. Based on a prompt from tumblr.

by Aevintyri · Billdip

When Dipper’s soulmark is exposed, revealing the name of the cold-blooded Emperor Cipher, he is brought to the palace to serve the demon tyrant. No one entertains the possibility of the truth— that his soulmate is actually the king’s newborn son, Bill Cipher, who grows up deeply possessive of Dipper

by PhenixFlare · Billdip

Bill Cipher doesn't like other people touching his things, and someone learns this the hard way; alternately, Dipper has further confirmation that he's dating a homicidal maniac and is surprisingly okay with it.

by llyrical · Billdip

Dipper just wanted to have a normal college life- well, as normal as one could have it while continuing to research the mysteries of Gravity Falls. He did NOT intend to have to deal with losing all of his work just as he needed it the most. He also did not intend to have a demon be his only chance o

by JusticeHawk · Billdip

"Lovely child." A voice purred from around him. It echoed trough the trees like a sibilant hiss. Shuddering Dipper reached for the little packet of herbs he kept in his coat pocket. It was a varied mixture, but could do mild damage to most creatures. Enough for him to be able to get away hopefully.

by goldilocked · Billdip

“Hey,” snaps the girl holding the tome—Chloe, she’s in his Latin class. Her mascaraed-on whiskers crinkle as she scowls at him. “A little privacy here?” Actually, Dipper realizes, they’re all in his Latin class. And all staring right at him. It crosses his mind that he should say something… wi

by BurnerAccount · Billdip

Bill can't stop staring.Based on the prompt: "Bill experiencing human emotions towards dipper, not knowing how to handle them?"

by ab2fsycho · Billdip

Bill Cipher can give Dipper all the knowledge he wants on one condition: he must belong to Bill.