Best Eddie Brock Humor Fanfics

by arahir · Symbrock

Venom goes about love in every wrong way he knows how. Thank god for late night television.“Me. They invited me for dinner,” Eddie insists, trying again to make his hair look some specific way in the mirror. He’s given up and started over three times. It’s a double date. Like on that show.“What—w

by menocchio (orphan_account) · Symbrock

Dan had thought the Brock Report was great and that Eddie Brock was the coolest man in San Francisco. He still, painfully, kind of thinks this.

by dragongummy · Symbrock

Eddie tries to convince himself that it is something they don't want or need. He fails.Update: August 2021. So I went back and reread this and added about 1.5k more words worth of porn throughout the chapters. Mostly on Chapter 2 because the flow of it when reading was least satisfying to me. If you

by dezemberzarin · Symbrock

What’s the point? Eddie glances around to the other people hurrying along the sidewalk, lowers his voice until he’s muttering into the collar of his jacket. “I like sex! I want to have sex again in the future, so you’ll have to find a way to deal with it.” If you say so.

by dezemberzarin · Symbrock

We had a deal. No more dates. You promised. “This isn’t a date,” Eddie says. “It’s a work thing. Dinner with a person I’ve never met before.” Venom stays silent, but Eddie has the distinct feeling he’s unimpressed. Admittedly, Eddie’s made better arguments.

by pomegranateboy · Symbrock

some people think the avengers are just a bunch of gay, meme-loving fucks. they're right.

by Anduriel · Symbrock

Eddie is surprised and unprepared to learn that his alien boyfriend has a mating cycle. AKA Local Sweaty Millenial Get Fuckin Wrecked by his Large Alien Ink Monster

by yellow_crayon · Symbrock

It’s when Venom bites the alpha’s dick clean off during sex that Eddie realizes he’s got a problem.

by littlesystems · Symbrock

This might as well happen, right? Get possessed by an alien parasite, save the world, get fucked by an alien parasite… it’s all in the same vein. It’s not like this is any more fucked up than the rest of it.

by Nonymos · Symbrock

Things Eddie Brock flirts with on a regular basis: death, insanity, his ex, his ex’s new boyfriend, and also the alien symbiote that lives inside his body. Not bad for a loser with no game, really.

by jesso · Symbrock

Anne invites Eddie to a dinner with one of Dan's friends from work. It's not until he's halfway through the meal that he realizes what's in the food.This work is now available in Chinese

by ChangeTheCircumstances · Symbrock

Peter first meets Eddie Brock at Avengers HQ. By this point he can't possibly know how their paths will cross in the future or how the self-centered reporter will grow on him. Definitely in a more literal sense than Peter would have expected too.