Top 25 One-Shot Discworld Fanfics
Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length Discworld fics — short stories under 10,000 words.
Lead By Example
by somebodys_dog
"To tell you the truth, I think he's having an argument with the Patrician.""And you left him there?" Angua almost stops in her tracks. "With Vetinari? Alone?"
The Guarding Dark
by cloudymagnolia
Mine sign isn't created. Mine sign is born.
[Fanart] Morpork 99
by wielka_mi_mecyja
The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.
Soul Cake
by zhiverny6
The time Carrot went to visit his family and missed the end of the world. A dwarf, a wolf and a soul cake duck.
[Fanart] Together
by wielka_mi_mecyja
No summary provided.
The Crownless
by oneinspats
Carrot becomes king. What follows is shit getting real.
Making Captain
by neveralarch
When Angua makes Captain, Carrot isn't the first to congratulate her.
what kind of man loves like this?
by braigwen_s
Angua watched with half-frustration, half-bewildered. Why wouldn’t they just say it, either of them? There had been eyewitnesses. Vetinari had stabbed Drumknott. So much loyalty, she thought. What kind of man inspires this?
Cats and Dogs
by sister_coyote
Vampires are fast and strong and stylish and flawlessly smooth at everything they do, but they lack one thing that Angua has, and that's instinct.
Six Things You Never Knew About the Discworld (Or Maybe You Did)
by Merlin Missy (mtgat)
No summary provided.
VetVimes art 18+
by Lai_hoerrrru
Welcome to my archive of vetvimes smut
Überwaldian Traditions
by flaggermousse
An apparent murder scene turns out to be something ... slightly different.
Spanking 101
by pasiphile
for prompt: "Sally/Angua/Carrot with sub!Angua and switchy Sally and Carrot? With spanking and rope bondage and possibly everyone in lingerie (including Carrot because seriously :D)?"
The Line of Succession
by marxist_monke
The city is changing, with rail lines, and all sorts of new regulations. He doesn't really like to admit it, but Duke-Commander Sir Samuel Vimes is not getting any younger.
A Girl Can Have Too Much Nice
by QuenGalad
He's good and just and noble and kind. And he was raised by dwarfs, who are a "procreation-only" society if there ever was one. But she wasn't. So how the hell is she to go out with a man who blushes at the idea of a packet of Sonkies?
Straddled
by Zakalwe
Someone tries to kill Vetinari; Vimes takes it personally. Quick little fic written for the angry confession prompt "Don't you dare walk away from me—not after everything—not when I'm finally telling you the truth" requested by helenvader - thank you!
Not something to worry about
by NarrativeFoil
Some illustrations of fragments from Zakalwe’s fic Uncharted Territory. Sybil once dated Vetinari when they were younger and Vimes feels a peculiar way about it.
Only the chase
by hemlockq
“You’re not getting that leash on me,” says Vimes, “not tonight.” Vetinari narrows his eyes. “Is that a challenge, Commander?”
A Margin of Error (A Mile of Lead)
by w0rms_w0rms_w0rms
"The Patrician didn’t feel the bullet enter his leg. The first sensation he experienced after he heard the ‘bang’ was of a strange pressure in his thigh, slightly warm, as if being squeezed by a pair of strong hands. Then there was the weight of Carrot’s body over his chest as he barrelled into Veti
Discworld sketches
by Alasdair_Ya
Sketches of Discworld characters.
Too Fine A Point
by w0rms_w0rms_w0rms
Fencing is one of the few things that has been suggested to Vimes by Lady Sybil which he has categorically vetoed. He has always been vaguely aware of the idea that exercise and adrenaline can be good for blowing off certain kinds of steam – and to be fair, throwing himself in the general direction
klatchian nights
by sintacks
Vimes sleeps with an assassin. Just, not the one you'd expect...
Possible
by Rabb_te
After the diplomatic dinner, Vetinari experiences a consequence of forgetfulness.It's not unwelcome, but he's not certain how to proceed, considering how slim the chances were.
Duality of man
by ghost_of_lady_Melmoth
Vimes knows about stoker Blakes's identity and he cannot stop thinking about it. Vetinari is more than willing to give him more to think about. "The room was horribly quiet which only allowed the memories of sounds on the train's steering deck to resonate in Vimes’s ears louder. Constable Visit told
prince of rumour
by sintacks
Vimes deals with his newfound knowledge. (By not dealing with it) And then there's the bit with the handcuffs...
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This list of 25one-shot Discworld fanfics spans 55,756 total words. Kudos range from 23 on the newest entries to 748 on the most established. 76% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Teen And Up Audiences (9 of 25 fics).
Recurring tags across this list: Fanart · NSFW Art · Flirting.
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