Top 25 One-Shot Homestuck Fanfics
Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length Homestuck fics — short stories under 10,000 words.
Your Interpersonal, Intergalactic Relationship: A Beginner's Guide
by sicklekind
A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend. Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.
Lousy Stupid Goddamned Pretty Troll Boy
by mercurialMalcontent
John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting
i will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely.
by roachpatrol
He walks like a cat who has tape on his paws, and has had tape on his paws for a very long time, and who never expects to ever again walk without scrunching miserably from side to side in a tangle of self-loathing and confusion. It hurts to look at him, but it hurts more not to.
Shameless Dave/Karkat Porn
by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
The thing about Karkat Vantas is, he might be a pompous, noisy windbag with an inflated opinion of his own importance, and if he was suddenly struck down by some kind of vicious troll laryngitis the universe's total amount of chill and quiet would suddenly go up three levels...But turns out he's als
Drop It Like It's Hot
by orphan_account
"They just watch," John says, kicking the mop bucket into the broom closet after a hard day's asteroid-cleaning. "I guess chores are like a spectator sport for trolls? It's pretty weird! But... that's trolls for you!"
Paging Dr. Vantas to the alien experimentation bay
by reinkist
"The point," Karkat says, balling up the cape and tossing it over one shoulder, "is that I'm curious as fuck about your horrific alien biology, but you never take off any clothes, or let me see anything, really.""Oh, man," Dave groans. "There's nothing to see, jesus."
Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
by MutantofTime
Karkat starts his heat cycle and Dave becomes more culturally aware. Best bros or not, desperate times call for desperate measures. Screwing your best friend? That's definitely a desperate measure.
hey there bright-eyed mister melancholy
by attentionmerrymakers
This is why you are sitting in Can Town making your fifty-sixth scale replica of a sheep.
dinnae high school
by I_Am_Awesome_1701
this is a fantastic fruk fanfic 😎 MAJORITY of the tags will actually be in this fantastical, awesome story eventually; we didn’t just tag them to be annoying i promise 😔😔 A magical portal opens and transports England and France from hit series, Hetalia to DINNAE HIGH SCHOOL!!! where they are trap
Take it to Heart
by arronmarron
So, on the topic of sexual awakenings, here’s one for you - I’m sure by now you think you know the direction this story is heading, becoming an erotica of all fucking things, but you’re dearly mistaken, esteemed reader. It is actually going to become a piece of erotic literature. How is that differe
Long Ago Tomorrow
by goodbyeporkpiehat
It's Christmas. Vriska Serket and John Egbert steal a car and go see their friends. Somewhere along the way he changes his sex and starts dating two women at once. ITS CHRISTMAS BABY
Vriska Serket is Too Good at Making Porn and its Horrible
by HarryHinderson
Vriska Serket makes the most cinematic, self-serving porn in paradox space. Things quickly grow out of control from there.
I Won't Beg for You, My Dear
by androgenruin (unic999rn)
Two gay men reconcile their similarities and differences, through the medium of pornographyORJake drags Dirk into a world of debauchery, and Dirk follows eagerly
John: How to score two boyfriends
by r3d_hu3d_gh0ul
John tries to navigate his senior year of high school when he is hit with the realization that he's crushing big time on two of his best friends, who just so happen to be dating each other. How will it pan out for him between play rehearsals, school, and his relationships? Who knows but you can watc
True Colours
by Ramvstheworld
“You know, Dirk,” you start, but you find yourself at a loss for words. There’s something you want to say, need to say, but you can’t quite make it out, something deep in your chest that stays there no matter how you try and fish it out. When you don’t finish your sentence, Dirk prompts you with a q
Midnight Snack
by transgenderalien
Something weird is happening tonight.Maybe Kanaya isn't in tune enough to these things to notice, but Rose certainly does.She has a guess at who's (at least partially) responsible, and, even if it wasn't on purpose, she intends to tease her as recompense.It turns out making your crush watch you and
DirkJake Wrestling
by vinges_vignette
The boys are fighting snd wrestling eachother until Dirk notices Jakes strained shorts and desides to tease him about it. Based off a post I found funny!
Super epic fanfic
by PsychoBritishMarker
This is mostly just a homestuck and solarballs fanfic except me and my cousin made it at like 12am(Don’t) take this seriously
CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
by manwhoreslayer
You joined twelve trolls you met during your endeavors with John, Jade, Rose, and Dave, at Alternia. You had started your copy of Homestuck only two days after John right as the meteor massacre was happening, so you have nothing but an affinity for avoiding the Highblooded troll, Gamzee Makara.
Meat
by clangorousCoronach (solarsnapp)
After John eats the meat and decides to kill Lord English, Roxy chooses to go with him. Surely this will end well. — (My own take on the Epilogues: Meat.)
Sunset, Sunrise and the Sky's Death
by Jellyfish_Grave
It's a daunting sky. It's begging for you to let go. Despite this, you cling and cling and cling, determined to hold in your palm any significant remains of what you once had, until your grip breaks it all and you're left with nothing. History repeats itself. You don't know when Jake is gonna break.
Pokemon Iron: Karkat Chases Kanto
by adiostoreadoormat (seyancefentanyl)
Karkat wasn't looking for a fight, but when his oldest friend Terezi ambushes him on Route 1 as a Team Rocket agent, he has no choice but to start asking questions. Where is Sollux, the third member of their childhood trio? Why hasn't he answered Karkat's messages in five years? The answers lie some
Alpha Team
by nishikiigoi
On the western frontier of Pandora, the Alpha Team, comprising four avatar drivers - two scientists, a writer, and a recom - is dispatched on a covert mission to utilise their avatars to locate the elusive Hasa clan, a small group of twelve orphaned Na’vi drawn from various tribes. As tensions ignit
Even The Ghost Is Done
by RainFallAtNightFall
Jake unintentionally uses his hope powers to keep himself sick so that Dirk has a reason to be more physically affectionate. A certain brain ghost decides he's had enough of these two's stupidity.
Campstuck
by Yaoimasta
Dirk and Jake own and run their own alternate camps, with a lake between them.
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About This List
This list of 25one-shot Homestuck fanfics spans 128,848 total words. Kudos range from 4 on the newest entries to 4,610 on the most established. 56% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Explicit (9 of 25 fics).
Recurring tags across this list: Light Dom/sub · The Homestuck Epilogues · Not Canon Compliant · Fluff.
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