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Best One-Shot James Bond Fanfics

James Bond one-shots under 10k words — complete reads in one sitting. Curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.

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Top 20 One-Shot James Bond Fanfics

Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length James Bond fics — short stories under 10,000 words.

1

Wheelhouse

by recrudescence

The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.

14,624 kudos 6,003 words 1/1 chapters Explicit Complete
2

Love and Other Hazardous Materials

by luchia

"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)

13,951 kudos 3,590 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
3

Fidelity

by marlovingian

In which Bond develops a preference for sleeping on Q's couch rather than in his own bed, and Q is rather more warm-hearted than M when it comes to throwing him out.

11,359 kudos 9,860 words 3/3 chapters Explicit Complete
4

So If You Give

by TheCatOnTheMoon

Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.

10,965 kudos 6,188 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
5

million dollar question

by skylights

Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to an

9,743 kudos 5,592 words 1/1 chapters Not Rated Complete
6

The World We View

by bankrobbery

"If you were a woman he would want you."He hopes that, if he were a woman, he might have better taste.

8,493 kudos 2,712 words 1/1 chapters Mature Complete
7

Decompression

by Desdemon

“I’m going to make a mess of you,” Bond promises him, removing the glasses carefully from his face and folding them up. “I’m going to fucking take you apart, Q, until you’re sobbing for it.”

7,751 kudos 3,810 words 1/1 chapters Explicit Complete
8

Strontium Chloride Red and Other Colours

by BootsnBlossoms

Just what does one bring a double-oh for Christmas dinner at his flat, do you think? — GH   Something that explodes in his favorite colour. — MH  Lube, condoms, and scotch. Leave the handcuffs, he probably has his own. — SH

7,568 kudos 5,497 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
9

come a lily, come a lilac

by pdameron

"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?” (In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.

7,493 kudos 8,412 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
10

A Mountain That Has Been Moved

by bankrobbery

There is something strangely threatening about the realization that he finds James Bond attractive.

7,352 kudos 5,179 words 1/1 chapters Mature Complete
11

Remember Me

by Jen (ConsultingWriters)

Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love. "What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew. “Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in fro

7,103 kudos 5,667 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
12

By No Ordinary Means of Communication

by laughtershock

Q can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this. (The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they fight crime make things far more complicated than necessary.)

6,949 kudos 7,902 words 1/1 chapters Explicit Complete
13

00Q (and everything in between) Art Collection

by simplisticeyes

Title says it all: Been recently drawing some 00Q and figured to post some of my art here! :) Collection updates sporadically Note: Ratings for works are seen before the chapter titles:)

45 kudos 0 words 9/? chapters Explicit
14

Duty Bound

by Anonymous

A collection of oneshots wherein Bond just needs a place to feel safe and Q is going to take care of his goddamn agent even if he has to string up the entirety of MI6 by the elbows. Also, canon is a river in Egypt.

38 kudos 6,798 words 2/? chapters Teen And Up Audiences
15

A Rose Among Shadows and Thorns

by Wicked_Madness_Of_Storms

Damien Webb becomes obsessed with Serena Rose Bond, after sensing a gap in her personal history and he finds himself interested in discovering what she hides. The more he discovers about her the stronger the desire to have her.

4 kudos 4,713 words 1/? chapters Explicit
16

【James Bond/Le Chiffre】/【00L】Revenge

by Huuuuu

Bond caught Le Chiffre, tied the banker's hands, and decided to take revenge. Bond抓住了Le Chiffre,他绑住银行家的双手,决定报仇。 chapter1:指奸/半强迫/一些色情描写/衬衫夹 (Indulging / semi-forced / some erotic description / shirt clip) chapter2:高潮/窒息/失禁 (orgasm/ asphyxia/ incontinence)

3 kudos 4,460 words 2/2 chapters Mature
17

Mr. Bond Always Gets What He Wants

by ep4afwpr

邦德一向不碰窩邊草,但新任 M 那一身定制西褲與挺俏的臀部實在是個無法抗拒的挑戰。 雖然順利和新長官滾了床單,但馬洛里公私分明的態度卻讓邦德很不爽——不准留衣物、只能用拋棄式牙刷、甚至在床上也只能叫「M」或「長官」。這算什麼?連親密都談不上的私人炮友? 可他是詹姆士·邦德,他一向有辦法得到自己想要的。一條金屬手銬、一場半途而廢的惡劣挑逗,007 決定用自己的方式越過那條冰冷的公私界線。 「我要在高潮喊出的那個名字——不是馬洛里。」   Bond usually doesn't shift his sights to colleagues, but the newly appointed M’s

1 kudos 2,924 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences
18

课外辅导

by Ltm1900

MI6的联谊舞会定在下个月。对马洛里而言,这意味着他要和其他政要聊上三个小时的废话,还必须跳舞。 这难倒了马洛里,因为他不会跳舞。

1 kudos 1,192 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences
19

[podfic] left stranded on this Fourth of July

by MynD

Felix Leiter reflects on the Fourth of July after being forced out of the CIA.

0 kudos 6 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences
20

【skyfall】Skyfall/天殞之時 00M00(互攻)、雙Alpha警告!

by ep4afwpr

外人眼中,加雷斯·馬洛里只是個溫文儒雅、毫無威脅的 Beta 官僚。沒人知道他曾是赫里福軍團最優秀的 Alpha,直到十三年前一場慘烈的被俘經歷,奪走了他的傲氣與生理能力,讓他成了一頭失去利爪的「閹割雄獅」。直到他遇見了詹姆士·邦德——那個傲慢、自大、野性難馴的 007。邦德成了他唯一、且可悲的生理奇蹟。兩個傷痕累累的 Alpha 試圖在公私界線與情慾中依偎,卻始終被「不信任」的陰影籠罩。為了測試這段關係,馬洛里親手設下了一個由發情期 Omega 織成的殘酷陷阱。面對本能與催情費洛蒙的極致誘惑,大雨滂沱中的 007,是否能帶著那隻醜陋的陶瓷鬥牛犬,準時敲開 M 的辦公室大門? To the o

0 kudos 4,208 words 1/? chapters Mature

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This list of 20one-shot James Bond fanfics spans 94,713 total words. Kudos range from 1 on the newest entries to 14,624 on the most established. 60% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Teen And Up Audiences (7 of 20 fics).

Recurring tags across this list: Fluff · Workplace Relationship · Misunderstandings.

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