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Schitt's Creek one-shots under 10k words — complete reads in one sitting. Curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.

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Top 25 One-Shot Schitt's Creek Fanfics

Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length Schitt's Creek fics — short stories under 10,000 words.

1

getting down to business

by etben

They’ve been dating for almost a month, and Patrick still hasn’t even seen David naked, much less had anything approaching sex. It’s completely unacceptable. He had more game than this in high school, which is pretty sad, all things considered.Three and a half weeks of his hands and his imaginatio

2,994 kudos 3,597 words 1/1 chapters Explicit
2

How, Patrick?

by Mad_Lori

David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Myste

2,714 kudos 7,736 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences
3

A Better Horizon

by KeriArentikai

For Patrick, it was love at first sight.Okay, no, it wasn't love at first sight. Patrick doesn't even believe in love at first sight. And could it really count as love at first sight if he didn't realize it at the time? He didn't figure it out until much later. So no, it didn't count.(It was love at

2,483 kudos 1,970 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences
4

Tonight I'll Drift In A Dream With You

by torakowalski

“Patrick is sleeping,” Alexis says helpfully. “I’m not really sure what David is doing, but earlier he was just sort of smiling dopily at the top of Patrick’s head. It was really gross.”

2,464 kudos 2,916 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences
5

when it raines, it pours

by blueink3

“Thanks for… checking in.” “Of course,” Patrick replies as he pulls away from the curb, but his expression softens. “What are business partners for?” David scrunches his nose and pops another candy in his mouth. “I don’t think it’s cleaning up after non-work-related, near-emotional breakdowns.”

2,181 kudos 5,025 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences
6

Every Day, Patrick Doesn't Break Up With Him

by CartWrite

David is dating Patrick, but there's no way Patrick is going to stay with him. He's going to break up with him. ...Any day now. Should be canon compliant up to the current episode (S5E4 'The Dress') but starts at the beginning of season 4 right after David and Patrick first start dating.

2,116 kudos 1,737 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences
7

as greater things crumbled

by blueink3

[Ted]You got a minute? As much as Patrick misses David, he’s glad it’s not him because he’s reprimanded him enough for texting and driving, but he’s confused that it’s Ted. Though he and Ted are friendly, sometimes even going to each other’s places to watch a game, they’re by no means confidants. A

2,093 kudos 2,088 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences
8

Jock enters Boutique

by FreeRangeOrganicDaydreams

It’s a normal day at Rose Apothecary when two mysterious and sexy men stop in. Patrick is thrilled. David is confused.

153 kudos 1,960 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
9

oh my god, they were roommates

by dollsome

Alexis and Ted do lockdown together. Everybody else has Thoughts about it.

134 kudos 2,638 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
10

the future is a wishing well

by JewFlexive

“I don’t think that was an adult kiss,” Alexis says carefully as she stares up at Ted’s ceiling. There’s a stain on it from when she tried to make him a birthday cake, back when they were dating. It had gone terribly and she’d tried very hard not to be absolutely mortified at how carefully she’d wor

62 kudos 2,769 words 2/? chapters Mature
11

Schitty Reddit

by DavidRoseIsMySpiritAnimal

Well, this is the crossover nobody asked for.Reproducing Schitt's Creek, Reddit style. Join our favourite lovable characters as they turn to Reddit to ask if they were the assholes, rant or rave.Each chapter is a different character and a different scene/plot, unless it is an update.

62 kudos 1,255 words 5/? chapters Not Rated
12

[Vid] Secrets

by NC Vids (N0Connections)

A Schitt's Creek fan video to the song Secrets by Rachael Jenkins

38 kudos 17 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
13

an appetite for the stars tonight

by sublime_jumbles

Former reality star, PR mogul, and international It Girl Alexis Rose has been spotted with a new beau, and sources close to this journalist suggest that she's going to spoil him until there's a lot more of him to enjoy.

37 kudos 2,182 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
14

Another Successful Girl Talk

by elle_elleg

The Barbecue AU: Stevie and Alexis figure out Rachel is referring to Patrick during their girl talk session in the lobby and warn him she’s in Schitt’s Creek.

34 kudos 7,520 words 4/4 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
15

let's stay

by brewerblue

A coda to Meet The Parents where Patrick's parents decide to stay a few days after the party. They go for a hike with Patrick, get invited to a Rose family barbecue and most importantly, get to understand what has made their son so happy.

33 kudos 3,047 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
16

give me your eyes, i need sunshine

by abedwithglasses

5 times Patrick was uncomfortable during pride month, and one time he wasn’t.

31 kudos 4,817 words 6/6 chapters General Audiences Complete
17

you LOVE him?

by brewerblue

Trying not to overshadow Alexis and Ted's reunion, David doesn't tell her about his and Patrick's declarations of love. Until Alexis hears David accidentally say it and of course, freaks out.

29 kudos 909 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
18

Stocking Stuffers

by calloftheloon

A series of ficlets, featuring several characters (listed by chapter title).

28 kudos 5,191 words 12/12 chapters Mature Complete
19

Nights in Red Satin

by elle_elleg

Patrick wants to know why David never took him to the Love Room before now Rewatch Episodes: Carl's Funeral and Honeymoon

23 kudos 830 words 1/1 chapters Mature Complete
20

First Impressions

by Anonymous

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Or husband. Or a spouse in general."Patrick and Ted are rich people navigating Schitt's Creek as a holiday retreat. David and Alexis, as longtime residents, peak their interest. But n

23 kudos 1,834 words 1/? chapters Not Rated
21

there's glitter on the floor after the party

by brewerblue

As soon as Patrick shifted, looking to make some good use of this privacy, the motel room door flew open.Alexis burst inside carrying a stack of magazines. "Oh good, you're both awake.""Leave," said David too quickly.Alexis ignored him. "I need everyone at Mom and Dad's room in twenty minutes. Since

20 kudos 1,623 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
22

Made of the Good Stuff:

by Point_of_no_return

The cottage is warm, the yard needs work, and David has somehow turned lawn care into a personal vendetta.As summer settles around them, Patrick finds himself thinking about home, family, and all the small things that make a life together.

19 kudos 2,758 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
23

Patrick Brewer: Spider Hunter

by elle_elleg

Patrick Brewer: Spider Hunter. A story in two parts Rewatch Episode: Turkey Shoot

19 kudos 800 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
24

back to december

by notmyfandoms

And I go back to DecemberIt turns out freedom ain't nothin' but missin' youWishin' I'd realized what I had when you were mine When David doesn't give Alexis the attention she needs, she finds herself alone with her thoughts - and a certain necklace - in her apartment, and reminisces.

19 kudos 1,396 words 1/1 chapters Not Rated Complete
25

Rose-anov

by Thoby

David Rose finds himself in Moscow after chasing Alexis in the Summer of 2014. Turns out she's fine and already moved on to her next adventure. With nothing to do until his flight tomorrow, David decides to head to a club to take in the local "culture". This time, the culture happens to be a well

18 kudos 2,667 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete

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This list of 25one-shot Schitt's Creek fanfics spans 69,282 total words. Kudos range from 18 on the newest entries to 2,994 on the most established. 60% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Teen And Up Audiences (10 of 25 fics).

Recurring tags across this list: Post-Canon · Fluff · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Canon Compliant · POV David Rose.

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