Best One-Shot Schitt's Creek Fanfics
Schitt's Creek one-shots under 10k words — complete reads in one sitting. Curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.
Top 25 One-Shot Schitt's Creek Fanfics
Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length Schitt's Creek fics — short stories under 10,000 words.
getting down to business
by etben
They’ve been dating for almost a month, and Patrick still hasn’t even seen David naked, much less had anything approaching sex. It’s completely unacceptable. He had more game than this in high school, which is pretty sad, all things considered.Three and a half weeks of his hands and his imaginatio
How, Patrick?
by Mad_Lori
David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Myste
A Better Horizon
by KeriArentikai
For Patrick, it was love at first sight.Okay, no, it wasn't love at first sight. Patrick doesn't even believe in love at first sight. And could it really count as love at first sight if he didn't realize it at the time? He didn't figure it out until much later. So no, it didn't count.(It was love at
Tonight I'll Drift In A Dream With You
by torakowalski
“Patrick is sleeping,” Alexis says helpfully. “I’m not really sure what David is doing, but earlier he was just sort of smiling dopily at the top of Patrick’s head. It was really gross.”
when it raines, it pours
by blueink3
“Thanks for… checking in.” “Of course,” Patrick replies as he pulls away from the curb, but his expression softens. “What are business partners for?” David scrunches his nose and pops another candy in his mouth. “I don’t think it’s cleaning up after non-work-related, near-emotional breakdowns.”
Every Day, Patrick Doesn't Break Up With Him
by CartWrite
David is dating Patrick, but there's no way Patrick is going to stay with him. He's going to break up with him. ...Any day now. Should be canon compliant up to the current episode (S5E4 'The Dress') but starts at the beginning of season 4 right after David and Patrick first start dating.
as greater things crumbled
by blueink3
[Ted]You got a minute? As much as Patrick misses David, he’s glad it’s not him because he’s reprimanded him enough for texting and driving, but he’s confused that it’s Ted. Though he and Ted are friendly, sometimes even going to each other’s places to watch a game, they’re by no means confidants. A
Jock enters Boutique
by FreeRangeOrganicDaydreams
It’s a normal day at Rose Apothecary when two mysterious and sexy men stop in. Patrick is thrilled. David is confused.
oh my god, they were roommates
by dollsome
Alexis and Ted do lockdown together. Everybody else has Thoughts about it.
the future is a wishing well
by JewFlexive
“I don’t think that was an adult kiss,” Alexis says carefully as she stares up at Ted’s ceiling. There’s a stain on it from when she tried to make him a birthday cake, back when they were dating. It had gone terribly and she’d tried very hard not to be absolutely mortified at how carefully she’d wor
Schitty Reddit
by DavidRoseIsMySpiritAnimal
Well, this is the crossover nobody asked for.Reproducing Schitt's Creek, Reddit style. Join our favourite lovable characters as they turn to Reddit to ask if they were the assholes, rant or rave.Each chapter is a different character and a different scene/plot, unless it is an update.
[Vid] Secrets
by NC Vids (N0Connections)
A Schitt's Creek fan video to the song Secrets by Rachael Jenkins
an appetite for the stars tonight
by sublime_jumbles
Former reality star, PR mogul, and international It Girl Alexis Rose has been spotted with a new beau, and sources close to this journalist suggest that she's going to spoil him until there's a lot more of him to enjoy.
Another Successful Girl Talk
by elle_elleg
The Barbecue AU: Stevie and Alexis figure out Rachel is referring to Patrick during their girl talk session in the lobby and warn him she’s in Schitt’s Creek.
let's stay
by brewerblue
A coda to Meet The Parents where Patrick's parents decide to stay a few days after the party. They go for a hike with Patrick, get invited to a Rose family barbecue and most importantly, get to understand what has made their son so happy.
give me your eyes, i need sunshine
by abedwithglasses
5 times Patrick was uncomfortable during pride month, and one time he wasn’t.
you LOVE him?
by brewerblue
Trying not to overshadow Alexis and Ted's reunion, David doesn't tell her about his and Patrick's declarations of love. Until Alexis hears David accidentally say it and of course, freaks out.
Stocking Stuffers
by calloftheloon
A series of ficlets, featuring several characters (listed by chapter title).
Nights in Red Satin
by elle_elleg
Patrick wants to know why David never took him to the Love Room before now Rewatch Episodes: Carl's Funeral and Honeymoon
First Impressions
by Anonymous
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Or husband. Or a spouse in general."Patrick and Ted are rich people navigating Schitt's Creek as a holiday retreat. David and Alexis, as longtime residents, peak their interest. But n
there's glitter on the floor after the party
by brewerblue
As soon as Patrick shifted, looking to make some good use of this privacy, the motel room door flew open.Alexis burst inside carrying a stack of magazines. "Oh good, you're both awake.""Leave," said David too quickly.Alexis ignored him. "I need everyone at Mom and Dad's room in twenty minutes. Since
Made of the Good Stuff:
by Point_of_no_return
The cottage is warm, the yard needs work, and David has somehow turned lawn care into a personal vendetta.As summer settles around them, Patrick finds himself thinking about home, family, and all the small things that make a life together.
Patrick Brewer: Spider Hunter
by elle_elleg
Patrick Brewer: Spider Hunter. A story in two parts Rewatch Episode: Turkey Shoot
back to december
by notmyfandoms
And I go back to DecemberIt turns out freedom ain't nothin' but missin' youWishin' I'd realized what I had when you were mine When David doesn't give Alexis the attention she needs, she finds herself alone with her thoughts - and a certain necklace - in her apartment, and reminisces.
Rose-anov
by Thoby
David Rose finds himself in Moscow after chasing Alexis in the Summer of 2014. Turns out she's fine and already moved on to her next adventure. With nothing to do until his flight tomorrow, David decides to head to a club to take in the local "culture". This time, the culture happens to be a well
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This list of 25one-shot Schitt's Creek fanfics spans 69,282 total words. Kudos range from 18 on the newest entries to 2,994 on the most established. 60% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Teen And Up Audiences (10 of 25 fics).
Recurring tags across this list: Post-Canon · Fluff · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Canon Compliant · POV David Rose.
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