00Q

by recrudescence

The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.

by luchia

"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)

by marlovingian

In which Bond develops a preference for sleeping on Q's couch rather than in his own bed, and Q is rather more warm-hearted than M when it comes to throwing him out.

by dr_girlfriend

COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.Excerpt:"Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waitin

by TheCatOnTheMoon

Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.

by dhampir72

Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.

by marlovingian

In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.~“I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.“Me?” Q asked, aghast

by Only_1_Truth

Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy b

by skylights

Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to an

by WriteThroughTheNight

"Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."ORQ is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.

by bankrobbery

"If you were a woman he would want you."He hopes that, if he were a woman, he might have better taste.

by feelslikefire

What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two o

by Desdemon

“I’m going to make a mess of you,” Bond promises him, removing the glasses carefully from his face and folding them up. “I’m going to fucking take you apart, Q, until you’re sobbing for it.”

by BootsnBlossoms

Just what does one bring a double-oh for Christmas dinner at his flat, do you think? — GH   Something that explodes in his favorite colour. — MH  Lube, condoms, and scotch. Leave the handcuffs, he probably has his own. — SH

by pdameron

"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?” (In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.

by Only_1_Truth

Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymoreQ's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit

by bankrobbery

There is something strangely threatening about the realization that he finds James Bond attractive.

by dr_girlfriend

The first time Bond flirted with Q, it was purely out of self-defense.The second time Bond flirted with Q was largely manipulation.The third time Bond flirted with Q, he just wanted to feel something.The fourth time Bond flirted with Q was out of sheer boredom.Somehow, flirting with Q became somethi

by Jen (ConsultingWriters)

Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love. "What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew. “Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in fro

by laughtershock

Q can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this. (The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they fight crime make things far more complicated than necessary.)