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Best One-Shot Alexis/Ted Fanfics

Alexis/Ted one-shots under 10k words — a complete read in one sitting. All curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.

Schitt's Creek 15 one-shot fics Avg 2,109 words short stories under 10,000 words

Top 15 One-Shot Alexis/Ted Fanfics

Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length Alexis/Ted fics — short stories under 10,000 words.

1

oh my god, they were roommates

by dollsome

Alexis and Ted do lockdown together. Everybody else has Thoughts about it.

134 kudos 2,638 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
2

the future is a wishing well

by JewFlexive

“I don’t think that was an adult kiss,” Alexis says carefully as she stares up at Ted’s ceiling. There’s a stain on it from when she tried to make him a birthday cake, back when they were dating. It had gone terribly and she’d tried very hard not to be absolutely mortified at how carefully she’d wor

62 kudos 2,769 words 2/? chapters Mature
3

Schitty Reddit

by DavidRoseIsMySpiritAnimal

Well, this is the crossover nobody asked for.Reproducing Schitt's Creek, Reddit style. Join our favourite lovable characters as they turn to Reddit to ask if they were the assholes, rant or rave.Each chapter is a different character and a different scene/plot, unless it is an update.

62 kudos 1,255 words 5/? chapters Not Rated
4

[Vid] Secrets

by NC Vids (N0Connections)

A Schitt's Creek fan video to the song Secrets by Rachael Jenkins

38 kudos 17 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
5

an appetite for the stars tonight

by sublime_jumbles

Former reality star, PR mogul, and international It Girl Alexis Rose has been spotted with a new beau, and sources close to this journalist suggest that she's going to spoil him until there's a lot more of him to enjoy.

37 kudos 2,182 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
6

you LOVE him?

by brewerblue

Trying not to overshadow Alexis and Ted's reunion, David doesn't tell her about his and Patrick's declarations of love. Until Alexis hears David accidentally say it and of course, freaks out.

29 kudos 909 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
7

Stocking Stuffers

by calloftheloon

A series of ficlets, featuring several characters (listed by chapter title).

28 kudos 5,191 words 12/12 chapters Mature Complete
8

First Impressions

by Anonymous

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Or husband. Or a spouse in general."Patrick and Ted are rich people navigating Schitt's Creek as a holiday retreat. David and Alexis, as longtime residents, peak their interest. But n

23 kudos 1,834 words 1/? chapters Not Rated
9

back to december

by notmyfandoms

And I go back to DecemberIt turns out freedom ain't nothin' but missin' youWishin' I'd realized what I had when you were mine When David doesn't give Alexis the attention she needs, she finds herself alone with her thoughts - and a certain necklace - in her apartment, and reminisces.

19 kudos 1,396 words 1/1 chapters Not Rated Complete
10

The waves will carry me

by jamilas_pen

Alexis sparkles: shimmering bronzer and glinting earrings, sequined swimsuit and dazzling smile. She shines brightly, always, light refracting off those around like the sun on the clear, blue Aegean below.  Or, Alexis's story of personal growth, told through a series of five drabbles

18 kudos 500 words 5/5 chapters General Audiences Complete
11

Don't pink about it

by mammameesh (meeshxsmith)

20 Double drabbles for June.

14 kudos 3,700 words 20/20 chapters Explicit Complete
12

Cheers to a love we cannot live

by Prince_De_Valois

What if Ted left some piece of him when he left?

12 kudos 5,226 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
13

destiny brought us to the creek

by artsyspikedhair

short little piece about Schitt's Creek, the creek itself specifically.

10 kudos 637 words 1/1 chapters General Audiences Complete
14

He's a Man That Makes Me (126 Days Till)

by scaryfangirl2001

It's 126 days until the wedding, and it's March 5. Patrick and David are in Massachusetts, selecting their hairstyles and coloring, but David receives devastating news

8 kudos 3,361 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
15

[podfic] Ruby

by hullomoon

David had only been in the hospital overnight, but today was their anniversary. It was the worst timing. It wasn’t serious, Patrick reminded himself. It was a broken leg, and they were only keeping him because he was 77. The bone had been set and braced. Rehab would be hard and long, but Patrick k

6 kudos 15 words 1/1 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete

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One-shot Alexis/Ted fanfics — anything under 10,000 words — are the format of choice for sharp emotional payoffs, single-scene character studies, smutty interludes, and tropes that don't need a full arc to land. You finish them in one sitting.

Ideal for a commute, a lunch break, or right before bed when you don't want to start a 200,000-word fic at 11pm.

About This List

1,834
median words
80%
complete
134
top kudos
~7 minutes
median read time

This list of 15one-shot Alexis/Ted fanfics spans 31,630 total words. Kudos range from 6 on the newest entries to 134 on the most established. Nearly all (80%) are complete, so you can start any of them without WIP anxiety. The most common rating is Teen And Up Audiences (5 of 15 fics).

Recurring tags across this list: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Schitt's Creek Monthly Drabble Challenge.

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