Best One-Shot David/Patrick Fanfics
David/Patrick one-shots under 10k words — a complete read in one sitting. All curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.
Top 16 One-Shot David/Patrick Fanfics
Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length David/Patrick fics — short stories under 10,000 words.
Jock enters Boutique
by FreeRangeOrganicDaydreams
It’s a normal day at Rose Apothecary when two mysterious and sexy men stop in. Patrick is thrilled. David is confused.
Another Successful Girl Talk
by elle_elleg
The Barbecue AU: Stevie and Alexis figure out Rachel is referring to Patrick during their girl talk session in the lobby and warn him she’s in Schitt’s Creek.
let's stay
by brewerblue
A coda to Meet The Parents where Patrick's parents decide to stay a few days after the party. They go for a hike with Patrick, get invited to a Rose family barbecue and most importantly, get to understand what has made their son so happy.
give me your eyes, i need sunshine
by abedwithglasses
5 times Patrick was uncomfortable during pride month, and one time he wasn’t.
Nights in Red Satin
by elle_elleg
Patrick wants to know why David never took him to the Love Room before now Rewatch Episodes: Carl's Funeral and Honeymoon
there's glitter on the floor after the party
by brewerblue
As soon as Patrick shifted, looking to make some good use of this privacy, the motel room door flew open.Alexis burst inside carrying a stack of magazines. "Oh good, you're both awake.""Leave," said David too quickly.Alexis ignored him. "I need everyone at Mom and Dad's room in twenty minutes. Since
Made of the Good Stuff:
by Point_of_no_return
The cottage is warm, the yard needs work, and David has somehow turned lawn care into a personal vendetta.As summer settles around them, Patrick finds himself thinking about home, family, and all the small things that make a life together.
Patrick Brewer: Spider Hunter
by elle_elleg
Patrick Brewer: Spider Hunter. A story in two parts Rewatch Episode: Turkey Shoot
Rose-anov
by Thoby
David Rose finds himself in Moscow after chasing Alexis in the Summer of 2014. Turns out she's fine and already moved on to her next adventure. With nothing to do until his flight tomorrow, David decides to head to a club to take in the local "culture". This time, the culture happens to be a well
Patrick All Along
by calloftheloon
Summary: What if Patrick showed up just a bit earlier? This series is a combination of canon compliant fics exploring Patrick pre-Motel Review *and* AUs where he shows up a little early. Each chapter is its own drabble or ficlet.
all the photographs and doorframes are wooden
by abedwithglasses
No summary provided.
New York, New York
by Kamirynn
A very belated follow up to Part 1. I suppose in theory it could be read in isolation. But then you'll never know what happened in the Casino. ~~~~ Patrick: I was actually thinking about getting out of town for a little while you knowGive everyone their space. David: Well you can always crash here…
gentlemen, you shouldn’t have
by brewerblue
Patrick and David make a romantic dinner. Ray, unaware as ever, comes home and interrupts. Lots of ridiculousness and eye rolling ensues! - part of a series exploring what happened in the missing months between seasons 4 and 5! -
to take second helpings
by abedwithglasses
Patrick and his cousins play a heated game of UNO, sitting outside in the grass.David has resorted to sitting on the front steps, watching them play.It’s busy inside the house. It’s busy outside the house. And David is happy to be here, he’s just…a little overwhelmed right now.
reasons to be grateful
by abedwithglasses
It’s more the fact that they had blatantly ignored him. David had wanted one dinner together, and while he said that it was to discuss him leaving high school early (he can’t stand it there), really, deep down, he just wanted to see his family altogether again. Check that they were okay. Check that
Fall of Raine
by mammameesh (meeshxsmith)
Sebastian Raine comes into town, but Patrick makes everything okay.
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Why Read One-Shot David/Patrick Fics?
One-shot David/Patrick fanfics — anything under 10,000 words — are the format of choice for sharp emotional payoffs, single-scene character studies, smutty interludes, and tropes that don't need a full arc to land. You finish them in one sitting.
Ideal for a commute, a lunch break, or right before bed when you don't want to start a 200,000-word fic at 11pm.
About This List
This list of 16one-shot David/Patrick fanfics spans 41,526 total words. Kudos range from 9 on the newest entries to 153 on the most established. Nearly all (94%) are complete, so you can start any of them without WIP anxiety. The most common rating is General Audiences (9 of 16 fics).
Recurring tags across this list: POV David Rose · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Fluff · Patrick Brewer loves David Rose · David Rose Deserves Nice Things.
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