Best David/Patrick Slow Burn Fanfics

by Point_of_no_return

David Rose never expected to find himself at Jake's sound bath, holding hands with a stranger who asked permission first. He definitely didn't expect to create a FetLife account (username: (revealed later), because brand consistency matters even in kink). And he absolutely didn't expect to find hims

by Rocketfella307

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are on their way to Shane's parents' new summer cottage for a month long trip. Shane's practical boring car breaks down along the way in a small town with a general, but very specific store. Patrick and David, the owners of the store go out of their way to help the h

by FreeRangeOrganicDaydreams

It’s a normal day at Rose Apothecary when two mysterious and sexy men stop in. Patrick is thrilled. David is confused.

by elle_elleg

The Barbecue AU: Stevie and Alexis figure out Rachel is referring to Patrick during their girl talk session in the lobby and warn him she’s in Schitt’s Creek.

by TrickiWoo

"What if we spent a weekend together? That way we could monitor each other." How did that half-formed, audacious idea somehow escape from Patrick's fantasy out into their conversation? But a bros weekend wasn't so crazy, was it? Friends did that, and he and David had been friends for close to a year

by brewerblue

A coda to Meet The Parents where Patrick's parents decide to stay a few days after the party. They go for a hike with Patrick, get invited to a Rose family barbecue and most importantly, get to understand what has made their son so happy.

by abedwithglasses

5 times Patrick was uncomfortable during pride month, and one time he wasn’t.

by elle_elleg

Patrick wants to know why David never took him to the Love Room before now Rewatch Episodes: Carl's Funeral and Honeymoon

by fairmanor

One year, three months, three weeks and three days where life gets in the way. When David is diagnosed with cancer, Patrick's life falls apart. Schitt's Creek helps him put it back together.

by brewerblue

As soon as Patrick shifted, looking to make some good use of this privacy, the motel room door flew open.Alexis burst inside carrying a stack of magazines. "Oh good, you're both awake.""Leave," said David too quickly.Alexis ignored him. "I need everyone at Mom and Dad's room in twenty minutes. Since

by Point_of_no_return

The cottage is warm, the yard needs work, and David has somehow turned lawn care into a personal vendetta.As summer settles around them, Patrick finds himself thinking about home, family, and all the small things that make a life together.

by elle_elleg

Patrick Brewer: Spider Hunter. A story in two parts Rewatch Episode: Turkey Shoot

by Thoby

David Rose finds himself in Moscow after chasing Alexis in the Summer of 2014. Turns out she's fine and already moved on to her next adventure. With nothing to do until his flight tomorrow, David decides to head to a club to take in the local "culture". This time, the culture happens to be a well

by calloftheloon

Summary: What if Patrick showed up just a bit earlier? This series is a combination of canon compliant fics exploring Patrick pre-Motel Review *and* AUs where he shows up a little early. Each chapter is its own drabble or ficlet.

by abedwithglasses

No summary provided.

by Kamirynn

A very belated follow up to Part 1. I suppose in theory it could be read in isolation. But then you'll never know what happened in the Casino. ~~~~ Patrick: I was actually thinking about getting out of town for a little while you knowGive everyone their space. David: Well you can always crash here…

by brewerblue

Patrick and David make a romantic dinner. Ray, unaware as ever, comes home and interrupts. Lots of ridiculousness and eye rolling ensues!   - part of a series exploring what happened in the missing months between seasons 4 and 5! -

by abedwithglasses

Patrick and his cousins play a heated game of UNO, sitting outside in the grass.David has resorted to sitting on the front steps, watching them play.It’s busy inside the house. It’s busy outside the house. And David is happy to be here, he’s just…a little overwhelmed right now.

by abedwithglasses

It’s more the fact that they had blatantly ignored him. David had wanted one dinner together, and while he said that it was to discuss him leaving high school early (he can’t stand it there), really, deep down, he just wanted to see his family altogether again. Check that they were okay. Check that

by mammameesh (meeshxsmith)

Sebastian Raine comes into town, but Patrick makes everything okay.