DirkJake

by theatricalGongshow

You handed him your fastest ship, pleading with him to take you with. Instead, he left you sobbing here on the floor, a wretched sight to bear. You have lost what little ounce of Hope you had left. You open a bottle of whiskey. ________ An alternate Meat Timeline that picks up right after Jake gives

by cruelcrucible

Dirk knew that something was going on but he didn't know what. Sure, he liked being close to Dave, whether that be roughhousing or waking up in the same bed. And, yeah, seeing Dave domestically cook or coming back to a clean house was really nice. So what if he thought Dave was cute? That could mean

by Niolost

The year is 2022, on the day of Wednesday, April 13th. Four kids play a game together on one young man’s birthday. A story familiar, yet distorted in the Twilight Reverie.

by vinges_vignette

The boys are fighting snd wrestling eachother until Dirk notices Jakes strained shorts and desides to tease him about it. Based off a post I found funny!

by arronmarron

So, on the topic of sexual awakenings, here’s one for you - I’m sure by now you think you know the direction this story is heading, becoming an erotica of all fucking things, but you’re dearly mistaken, esteemed reader. It is actually going to become a piece of erotic literature. How is that differe

by cynthesizer

“Thank you,” Dirk continued. “For saving my on-death’s-door, embarrassingly-inept ass.” The man spoke, his voice gravelly, “Why…” “Oh, no.” He bolted up, unsteady on his feet like a colt, and sped to the water. Despite both of them having nearly drowned, he jumped back into the sea. Dirk rubbed his

by RainFallAtNightFall

Jake unintentionally uses his hope powers to keep himself sick so that Dirk has a reason to be more physically affectionate. A certain brain ghost decides he's had enough of these two's stupidity.

by coypiso

dirk fucks jakes brains out while degrading him then, jake takes control

by Anonymous

In a world infected with what whispers refer to as the "Red Miles", dubbed as such because of the vein-like crimson lines that stretch across the sky and span for miles, upon miles, an adventuring party of four seeks to put a stop to the ancient curse. To do so, they must slay the ancient beings of

by Jellyfish_Grave

It's a daunting sky. It's begging for you to let go. Despite this, you cling and cling and cling, determined to hold in your palm any significant remains of what you once had, until your grip breaks it all and you're left with nothing. History repeats itself. You don't know when Jake is gonna break.

by Ramvstheworld

“You know, Dirk,” you start, but you find yourself at a loss for words. There’s something you want to say, need to say, but you can’t quite make it out, something deep in your chest that stays there no matter how you try and fish it out. When you don’t finish your sentence, Dirk prompts you with a q

by FallenStar13

== > Be JakeYour head is swimming and pulsing with adrenaline, you’re pretty sure you ended up getting shot during the fight, but your body hasn’t registered it yet, so you’ll keep going as long as you can. You’ll need to get back to headquarters soon. But first, you need to make sure this villain i

by Brallux

He is ridiculously handsome, Dirk can’t help but observe. Such a waste of energy really, to think it every time he sees him. And yet he thinks about it each time, without fail, no matter how mad they might be at each other.

by PsychoBritishMarker

This is mostly just a homestuck and solarballs fanfic except me and my cousin made it at like 12am(Don’t) take this seriously

by nevrforever

self insert!!! ooc. stupid stupid dont read ok

by Gorgonzola3000

Dave Strider moves into a new school, which to him means joining a brand new group of misfits friends and of course, new beginnings, hopefully ones far apart from his older brother, Dirk, lead singer of the hyper popular band 'Roadkill', who's been overshadowing him for the past two years. Yet Dave

by Yaoimasta

Dirk and Jake own and run their own alternate camps, with a lake between them.

by NyxCharlieChaos

Roxy Lalonde and Dirk Strider are cousins just trying to finish high school...and then they get blamed for murder and have to run around the continent to evade police is a stolen van belonging to Dirk's bro, all while their very freaked out parents are trying to get them back with the help of Rose's

by androgenruin (unic999rn)

Two gay men reconcile their similarities and differences, through the medium of pornographyORJake drags Dirk into a world of debauchery, and Dirk follows eagerly

by LydiaLime

A post-canon alternate timeline of the epilogues that focus on Sollux, Kanaya, and Jade (though all characters will get their TLC). The story will be split up into the chapters that focus on Kanaya and significant people in her life (the lime chapters), Jade and the significant people in her life (t