Best Qcard Obsession Fanfics

by glassneko

Even as a mortal, Captain Queucard of the starship Enterprise is, of course, absolutely obsessed with the seemingly omnipotent alien entity π. He somehow ensures that they keep meeting despite not being the one in the pair with powers. Leaving π just flabbergasted at how this damned human keeps both

by PunishedPyotr

Genderbent Deep Space 9 + The Original SeriesNow featuring other series! Updates multiple chapters at a time, be sure to check previous chapters!

by Mackoonzie

Currently on a merfolk kick, brought on by rewatching The Little Mermaid and Help! I'm A Fish for the first time in about 20 years, and so I've spent the past few weeks drawing various Trek pairings and characters as merfolk. (At least it's not ponysonas. Yet.)   Update June 30th: Today's Special: T

by terryreviews

This wasn't about love or affection, but curiosity. Lust was not a common thing for a Q to experience, but if one were to, why not with a charmingly stubborn, moderately attractive (for a human) Star Fleet Captain? Trying to seduce Jean-Luc should prove as fun as it was challenging.

by cosmic_blue

The tactile side of humanity was vile and inconvenient, and he wanted nothing to do with it. He had had enough of it for an eternity. And you couldn’t have the good without the bad, so it was better to have none of it. Touching was beneath Q. He saw no appeal. Still… — After joining the Enterprise c

by BloodSoakedHimbo

After a "disciplinary hearing" issued by The Continuum; Q, Q Junior, and Trelane find themselves thrown back in time and back on The Enterprise-D, human and powerless. Only this time the effect is permanent and The Continuum won't be swayed to easily. Now the three have to find a way to navigate lif

by cosmic_blue

“Are you crying?”“I’m not.”“Did I die?”“Yes.”“Is this—”“You know, you can ask me more open questions. The trial is over, Jean-Luc. For you, anyway.” — In afterlife, Jean-Luc Picard is given the chance to become what he wants to be, and Q is there to help him.

by EnInkahootz

Q wants Jean-Luc to teach him about human sex.

by 20RhetoricalQuestions

"So when a pre-warp, pre-industrial planet was discovered to have 19th century Earth weapons, command had wanted an explanation."orA planet that worships Q, sacrifices Picard.

by clint_i_guess26

Jean-Luc Picard won't admit it outright, but his experience with the Borg has left a deep scar on his psyche. Just when he thinks he could get through this dark patch, Q arrives, intending to cause mischief. Q is instead greeted by a vulnerable, angry captain and an onslaught of icky human feelings.

by cosmic_blue

Jean-Luc took another swig. The alien-yet-human body shifted, waiting for Jean-Luc to say something. It was a human body, with all the human parts, wasn’t it?“What can I say.” How would that body feel on top of his? “To learn about you,” Jean-Luc said and locked eyes with Q, “is frankly provocative.

by live_write_edit_sleep

Icheb’s friend and adopted sister, Naomi Wildman, comes to visit. She certainly lives up to her name and her reputation. So does a certain Q. (Aka: Shenanigans and chaos on board the La Sirena actually stir up a few truths and feelings) You don’t have the read the series, but it might make more sens

by quantum_entanglement

Jean-Luc Picard and Q have been navigating their relationship and Picard's new Q powers. But to Picard's dismay, Q simply vanishes and he has to find out why. Meanwhile, Q finds himself at the mercy of a familiar enemy.

by VoldyIsMouldy

The fifth time around, Q thinks he's settled into the rhythm of things quite well. He can anticipate moves with reasonable accuracy, though of course there is some minor variance in the later years of the timeline. By the 17th time. Q can recite the interactions word for word. /OR/ Q relives the yea

by SweetHermitress

An old friend of Picard’s reappears as an illness reduces his defenses. This little fluffy drabble takes place late during Season Seven of TNG but before the events in “All Good Things…” It does not take into account any of the events of Star Trek: Picard because I still haven’t seen it yet (sorry

by BlueAndYellowBoys

S'chn T'gai Iva was born on Vulcan and grew up hating her culture, hiding her real name and shunning her ancestors, despite the rare gift of her soul powers- Eifa vi gla-tor katra. Now, Lieutenant Eva Coventry is stationed aboard the star ship Enterprise under the command of Captain Jean Luc Picard

by MissApollinax

A very simple ending to a very convoluted journey.

by Redpink00

Based on the Autobiography of Jean-Luc Picard. After Q brings Data back to life, Geordi is given another chance to tell Data how he really feels. As they move up the ranks at Starfleet, Data and Geordi's relationship also progresses.

by quantum_entanglement

Q, after having fought with Jean-Luc, must find a way to make reparations to his starship captain.

by quantum_entanglement

Once upon a time, Q looked down upon early humanity and gave them fire to defend themselves. The story he tells others of this incident is simple, streamlined to suit his need to hoard the truth for himself. But once upon a time...