Best Rosemary Slow Burn Fanfics

by SemaphoricWave

Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood. He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the

by loveualottie

Whoever these asshole trolls are, they have messed with the wrong guy's friends. Dave Strider is not taking this lying down. He doesn't take anything lying down. Dave Strider is the proverbial top. Hmm, Rose would have a field day with that figure of speech. Whoever these fucking humans are, Karkat

by misterMisery

Ten years after his 13th birthday, John Egbert is invited to a canonically significant picnic with two of his friends, and is presented a choice. His choice is meant to determine the direction of the timelines, but… What if he was granted another option?

by ClawLyfe

Everybody's together, but nobody's having any fun. Nepeta takes it upon herself to initiate a team building get-together, rooted in human youth culture. Join our fourteen heroes as they drink themselves half to death and slowly arrive at the the same basic realization: strip poker is a stupid fuckin

by Gorgonzola3000

Dave Strider moves into a new school, which to him means joining a brand new group of misfits friends and of course, new beginnings, hopefully ones far apart from his older brother, Dirk, lead singer of the hyper popular band 'Roadkill', who's been overshadowing him for the past two years. Yet Dave

by Alexandeer_C

This project is now cancelled. It's back, baby! Karkat Vantas and his friends stow away on a supply ship bound for the front lines of the Alternian Empire's unending war of expansion. Shenanigans ensue.

by Dudepro

> “I wouldn’t mind Bro. Seriously. Um. I miss you a lot when you leave, you know. It’s kinda fucked up of you to leave me alone for days on end to go fuck some girl and party. So, um, if that’s what you want, and that’s what it takes to get you to stay, then I wouldn’t complain.”

by Niolost

The year is 2022, on the day of Wednesday, April 13th. Four kids play a game together on one young man’s birthday. A story familiar, yet distorted in the Twilight Reverie.

by TheRoyalStoryTeller

[You live in some bargain-bin alternate reality. No meteors, no trolls, no video game apocalypse with your name on it. Just you, a loser, grinding through high school drama like it’s endgame content. No heroes. No villains. No tragic sacrifices. Just normalcy. And you’re totally fine with that. Tota

by lomaf

Dave Strider isn't in the business of picking up hitch-hikers (no, his day job is a billion times weirder), but at least Karkat Vantas isn't an axe-murderer. Karkat Vantas really needs a ride, cell reception, and help getting his idiot friends out of the evil cabin in the woods that ate them and/or

by leoprosy

All seems normal at Cascade Mall.Drama between coworkers and workers from different stores, the crushing weight of never having left your hometown, and the even more crushing weight of being forced to come back after years of being gone. John Egbert returns home for the first time in years to friend

by transgenderalien

Something weird is happening tonight.Maybe Kanaya isn't in tune enough to these things to notice, but Rose certainly does.She has a guess at who's (at least partially) responsible, and, even if it wasn't on purpose, she intends to tease her as recompense.It turns out making your crush watch you and

by BoiledMilkz

In an alternate universe, the four Omega Kids play SBURB. (Some of these tags won't apply right now, but they'll be added later on.) Work Skin: wovenstarlight

by PsychoBritishMarker

This is mostly just a homestuck and solarballs fanfic except me and my cousin made it at like 12am(Don’t) take this seriously

by manwhoreslayer

You joined twelve trolls you met during your endeavors with John, Jade, Rose, and Dave, at Alternia. You had started your copy of Homestuck only two days after John right as the meteor massacre was happening, so you have nothing but an affinity for avoiding the Highblooded troll, Gamzee Makara.

by clangorousCoronach (solarsnapp)

After John eats the meat and decides to kill Lord English, Roxy chooses to go with him. Surely this will end well. — (My own take on the Epilogues: Meat.)

by THE_REAL_EV

Your name is Dave Strider, and you have a weird connection to time.Your name is Karkat Vantas, and your blood is neon red.Everything changes when you get added to a group chat of people claiming to be "like you"

by Anonymous

2009. The Great Recession is biting, and the honey on the Captor farm has gone sour. When a tragic accident fractures his brother Mituna’s mind forever, programmer Sollux Captor does the only logical thing left to fight medical ruin: he trades his keyboard for a rifle and deploys to Afghanistan. He

by Rayn_Felice

Homestuck but from my OCs pov

by Anonymous

Karkat wakes up to find that he has been stabbed 23 times, just like troll julius caeser.