Accidental Marriage

by yeolinski

Nobody seemed to believe that they’re married, so they just went with the flow. For years.

by blinkiesays

Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds "I'm OK, don't worry, I'm going back to the hotel room" with a timestamp of 1:30AM and "I think I'm in love I think he's a werewolf" at 3:00AM.Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror.Scott: HEY LYDIA WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU C

by prettypriestess

In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)

by drunktuesdays

set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna: Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating. Betaed by giddygeek.

by RK7200

Childe was chill with this lifelong friends business.Zhongli would like to know why his husband is calling them 'totally great buddies'.or: How one man accidentally got married to a god.

by a1phab3ts0up

“Is it your wedding day?”Shane sputters. “Sorry?”“The tuxedo,” she points out. “You look like you just got married.”“Oh,” Shane says dumbly, glancing down at his rumpled suit. “No,” he adds.-Or the one where that one night in Vegas gets a little out of hand for Ilya and Shane and a marriage by accid

by forawhile

AUTHOR NOTE: this fic will remain up online for the time being. My book (At the Mercy of Midnight), published 08 September 2025, is so far removed from this fic in many ways (it is not a rewrite etc), that I feel comfortable leaving this fic as is to stand on its own feet until a time where I no lon

by ImprobableDreams900

Aziraphale finds an old marriage certificate in one of his books, and it has two very familiar signatures at the bottom...

by skoosiepants

He shifts back and forth on his feet and tries to psych himself up. He can do this. He’s a badass werewolf, he can totally tell Stiles that they accidentally got werewolf married because—because Stiles was thinking about him, and happened to give him a token of his, uh, affection under the silvery l

by plutos

“I gotta talk to you, buddy, real quick,” Poe says lowly, and grabs Finn’s hand to haul him back out of the mess hall. His pilot friends cheer loudly, Karé yelling something about keeping it decent, and Finn barely has a second to process it before Poe’s yanking him away and into a deserted side cor

by MarionetteFtHJM

Jaskier marks his territory (Geralt) in subtle ways and Geralt, being an uncultured dumbass, doesn't realize it until Yennefer points it out to him.

by toxik_angel

As far as Affairs of the Heart go, Harry has always floundered.When he's sent to Malfoy Manor to examine various Dark Artifacts Draco Malfoy has uncovered in his home, he finds that the eight years of house arrest plus another two of hermitage have softened his old rival into a pleasant, though conf

by jukoist

“Eddie? What’s wrong? There’s no way I missed something, look, we went over everything thrice—” Oh, god, Buck has retrieved his clipboard from wherever in Eddie’s house he’d stashed it last time. He’s waving it around as he speaks. “Information about my spouse,” Eddie says blankly. Buck looks

by impravidus

“So you’re telling me,” Jason says slowly, “that you just happened to forget to tell me that you’re married and to my brother?”Roy gulps. “In my defense, we were really, really drunk.”

by moongallery

"Forgive me, Lord Phainon, I can't help but be curious. How could you possibly not know that Lord Mydei has been your spouse for... four months?" "To be honest, Miss Castorice, I haven't the slightest idea."Through a series of events that may or may not have involved a Kremnoan courting ritual, Phai

by sunday_morning

“I hope you don’t mind, it's simply elven way to be proud of your marriage” then he continued as if he hadn’t just dropped a bomb shell “however I endeavor to respect your cultural and personal preferences as best as possible”The moment between them sizzled, Gimli felt himself as a kettle, quickly r

by Ididloveyou_once

57 missed calls. Bart_ahhh tagged you and one other in a postThe Gazette (4 hours ago)Bruce Wayne’s youngest eligible bachelor is off the market: Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped in Vegas [EXCLUSIVE pictures] 63 unread messag-Tim jolted upright. His eyes scanned over the headline again. Timothy Drake-Way

by Mizzy

Johnny Storm's in love. With Spider-man. Except no one seems to even believe Johnny when he tells them. Everyone thinks he's totally joking. What a buzzkill. Even his bff doesn't react supportively, which is rude, disrespectful, and completely awkward when Johnny walks into a time anomaly and wakes

by nerakrose_hparchive

"Stop moving, Potter," Malfoy mumbled from where his head was buried under a pillow. "You're disturbing my hangover. Also, why are you still here?" "This is my hotel room," Harry told him.

by Lomonaaeren

Orion Black and Abraxas Malfoy decide to perform a ritual that will bind Tom Riddle to them without his knowledge, so that they will always be his most important and valued servants. Except something goes wrong, and Harry Potter, a time traveler from the future, arrives in the circle—as the third pa