Roommates

by bafflinghaze

On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.That was, until Harry sleepwalked into D

by kooksie

As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya. So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusi

by drannie

“They say when you fall in love you can’t fall asleep, but now that I’ve met you I feel like I finally can.” A University AU where Jungkook and Taehyung become roommates. But Jungkook has insomnia and can't fall asleep with other people and Taehyung can't fall asleep alone.

by Anonymous

The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contrac

by burgundyshirts

The first time it happens, Will classifies it as a little accident.When he wakes, the morning sun is burning through the window onto their faces, and Mike’s cursing as he stands to close the curtains, stumbling all the way.“Scoot over,” he grumbles, voice dry, and for a second Will can’t do anything

by FayJay

A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, atte

by bunkuto

He stops. Or freezes. Either one, really.Because Suguru is decidedly not alone.He’s hovering over a man, his dark hair loose and spilling over his face and he’s…pinning the man to his bed, one strong hand pressed over the other’s wrists.“Fuck,” Satoru wheezes.Suguru brings men home and Satoru wonder

by ladyofsnails

Izuku's life is going amazingly well, with his Twitch channel where he streams himself playing video games and discussing the nerdiest things imaginable hitting 3 million followers, his best friend as his roommate, and his other close friends as tight-knit as they've been since high school. The only

by lionkeychain

In thirty minutes, Alhaitham is going to be home, and Kaveh needs to be able to be his most composed self for the inevitable confrontation that will happen the second his roommate is through the door.Actually— no, scratch that.Why live through the confrontation at all when he could move out right th

by accioromulus

Sirius’s thoughts are a slow-moving, impending disaster. How he wants to pin Remus up against the cupboards, to crowd him into a corner; how he wants to intertwine their fingers, to brush his lips against Remus’s forehead, his jaw. Instead, he settles for ducking his head and sliding a finger throug

by Yuisaki

“Sorry, I, uh. Laundry day caught up to me before I could catch up with it. I saw this shirt left in the washer a few days ago, and—“ Wei Ying blinks up at Lan Zhan through dark eyelashes that he wants to kiss, maybe, and gives him an uncharacteristically hesitant smile. “Do you mind?”I mind the fac

by MyHope (CutesyMe)

“It’s so unfair,” Jimin continues to rant, frowning at the Nutella on his toast. “You stupid alphas get your rut only four to six times a year while we omegas have to go through heat each month. EACH month. Do you know how horrible that is? And it only gets less after we find a mate, which is so bot

by kiaronna

Where Yuuri remembers the banquet, Viktor forgets, and Yakov Feltsman has his own plans.“I’ve been made aware of your recent break with Celestino Cialdini, and would like to offer you a trial period where you train under me, in St. Petersburg. There are only three conditions: you will board with ano

by kazzydolyn

Akaashi Keiji considers himself to be a fairly intelligent person.Until he meets Bokuto Koutarou, and he starts making some very bad decisions.Because the only thing stupider than getting into a friends-with-benefits arrangement with your obnoxiously attractive roommate is falling in love with said

by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)

"I said, what's your name?"Dazai snaps to attention to see that Chuuya is staring right at him, and suddenly his mouth feels like sandpaper.Jesus. Who has eyes like that?!“Ozai—"“Huh?”“Dazoo—"“I’m sorry, what?”“Dazai Osamu.”Sometimes--the worst introductions can last a lifetime.(High school AU, slic

by braveten

Victor speaks seven languages.(Physics isn't one of them.)Luckily, though, he ends up rooming with his antithesis: a shy, black-haired boy who just so happens to be a physics major.  chineserussianportuguesespanish

by lightsflicker

“Just saying, if you’re taking another hit, you should share it with me,” Mike says, and Will slowly tilts his head, drinking in every word. “It just makes sense. Like, mathematically.” Will’s reddened eyes narrow, bewildered. “Mathematically?” “If there’s two hits left, we’d each only get one,” Mik

by Sinnatious

Yoo Joonghyuk meets his neighbour Kim Dokja, who at first glance seems to be living in what he thought was the building's janitor's closet.

by dontknowwhatimdoing

“We could fake fuck.”“Fake fuck?” Jimin repeats.“Yeah.” Jungkook shrugs. “When he’s about to come home, let’s just lock ourselves in my room and start making really loud sex noises. Maybe he’ll take the hint and realize how thin the walls are.”Jungkook and Jimin both like their other roommate just f

by sarahyyy

“Let go,” Lan Wangji says.“Huh?” Wei Wuxian tightens his hold on Lan Wangji. “Why?” “If you don’t let go,” Lan Wangji tells him, reaching up to cover one of Wei Wuxian’s hands with his own, squeezing lightly, “then I can’t get up.” “And what will you do once you get up?” Wei Wuxian asks. “Will er-ge