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by writinginasnowglobe

Shared tags: Social Media, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander

A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit. Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander

by Anonymous

Shared tags: Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander

Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky. Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

by nineteenohtwo

Shared tags: Social Media

Perez Hilton ✅ @PerezHiltonViral: Married "gay" hockey star Ilya Rozanov caught IN PUBLIC sexting mystery woman. WITH RECEIPTS!

by pucksandpower

Shared tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Social Media

The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander. They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence. It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your ri

by pucksandpower

Shared tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov

Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft. Or being out didn’t make him nicer. Being married didn’t make him softer. Being older didn

by virtual_typewriter

Shared tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov

It happens in an instant. Over Ilya’s shoulder, Shane sees the doctor and Wiebe give each other a look, and in a sudden bout of impatient anxiety, Shane ends up saying the words that come to ruin everything. “Don’t touch me.” The effect is instantaneous. Ilya’s hands fly to his sides, and Shane gets

by nineteenohtwo

Shared tags: Social Media

ESPN ✅ @espnNHL Commissioner Roger Crowell under fire after audio of him reprimanding @OttawaCentaurs players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander over controversial coming out leaks online

by nineteenohtwo

Shared tags: Social Media

The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHLIn its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

by Justaromanticfool

Shared tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov

He knew it stung Ilya, people not understanding. It stung him too. Because to Shane, loving Ilya was like breathing and also like standing on solid ground after years of drifting. It flooded him and steadied him at the same time. It hurt, knowing the world reduced them to a rivalry, a strange story,

by OpalApparition

Shared tags: Social Media, Crack Treated Seriously

There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and at

by freakshaped

Shared tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander

Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–” Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eye

by strange_ghost

Shared tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov

"Hi, solnyshko.”The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper. He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly t

by fingersfallingupwards

Shared tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov

There was a time when Ilya believed Scott Hunter's coming out would revolutionize hockey forever— but for every step forward came two steps back.When Shane and Ilya meet again late in life, can they make their second chance work? OR: Old Man Hollanov Yaoi.

by BigPlushShark

Shared tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov

In room 1410, Ilya Rozanov is ready to walk out the door after successfully getting his 19 year old hockey rival into bed. He knew how to make this moment happen and he knows what they have to be to each other now that it's over. But as he turns the doorknob to leave, he's stopped with questions he

by BayleyWinchester

Shared tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Social Media

Bucky Barnes broke Twitter with one photo