Fics Like Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up)
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by Maeglin_Yedi
Shared tags: 1940s, Time Travel
Harry's life post final battle isn't what he expected it would be, and then he dies, just like that. He gets a second chance but forgets to read the fine-print, and ends up somewhere in the distant past while his body suddenly looks quite differently. Now he's stuck as a teenager attending Hogwarts
by orphan_account
Shared tags: Time Travel, 1940s
One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announce
by Madriddler
Shared tags: Time Travel, 1940s
Scared about the coming war, Harry went to the Astronomy Tower to reflect. Magic, it seemed, has another plan and Harry has swept away from his present and landing right into Hogwarts in 1943. Stuck in Riddle's time, and now under the name of Harry Peverell, Harry must do his best to keep under the
by Isalise
Shared tags: Time Travel
“Harry Potter.” The cold burrowed into his flesh; the scent of cloying death and molding earth clogged his senses. “The Boy Who Lived.” A strange sense of unimaginable loss and disappointment rose inside of Harry. That brilliant, yet cruel boy could’ve been so much more if he’d not stepped
by Etharei
Shared tags: Time Travel
While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future. Next thing he knows, Bucky Barnes is opening his eyes in the 21st century, which is full of grea
by purplemineralwater
Shared tags: Time Travel
"I can send you back. Not to your body, but to one many years ago. Harry, you must fix the natural order of Death, on my behalf." Harry's breath faltered. It was all so confusing... Harry had died. He had died and spoken to Death and suddenly he was standing in Hogwarts, in 1942, and the Sorting H
by Ideasofmarch
Shared tags: Time Travel
"We would like to give you a chance.”“A chance?”“That’s right.”“A chance at what?”“Why, at living, Mr Potter.”-When Harry Potter is approached by a mysterious third party organisation that offers him the chance of a lifetime, he finds himself flung five decades into the past with a new name, new pa
by Ailora
Shared tags: Time Travel
Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.Naturally, things escalate. A lot.
by IzzyMRDB
Shared tags: Time Travel
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep." ~Robert FrostAKARhea thought the fight was over when she handed Luke that blade. The war she fought for others was over. She was wrong.Now a thousand miles and a thousand years from home, all alone wi
by Sarah1281
Shared tags: Time Travel
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
by darkbluedark
Shared tags: Time Travel
It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.(This would be a lot easier
by Maeglin_Yedi
Shared tags: Time Travel
Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again.There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort.
by shadowscribe
Shared tags: Time Travel
The last real thing Harry remembers is standing across from Voldemort and watching the killing curse fly at his face.Then he visited a fluffy white limbo that somewhat resembles King Cross Station and instead of choosing to move on or go back he does something else entirely.And wakes up in his cupb
by MonsieurClavier
Shared tags: Time Travel
When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living w
by starbrigid
Shared tags: Time Travel
All it takes is one look in a mirror and an ill-advised attempt to shatter it, before an embittered Draco Malfoy fresh out of Azkaban is sent back into his body on the day he gets his Hogwarts letter.Suddenly, Draco has an unwanted second chance, with a Sorting Hat that doesn't know what to do with
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