Top OFMD Fanfics

by FortinbrasFTW · BlackBonnet

“The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket. “Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up. Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the soun

by cormoranth · BlackBonnet

“Right,” the stranger said quietly, calmly, a friendly lilting cadence to his words. “I think you should tell Doug not to try and be a hero tonight. Tell him that if he likes you with all your fingers attached and if he likes not knowing what those fingers taste like, then he should probably stay wh

by ShowMeAHero · BlackBonnet

Stede can’t help crying out in pain, in the next beat, finally giving in when an instinctive sound comes up. It’s loud, and the crew goes dead silent around him.Stede doesn’t even notice. He’s just trying to breathe, skin tugging painfully, when a door bangs open at the opposite end of the ship.“Wha

by mia_ugly · BlackBonnet

Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him.

by rowenablade · BlackBonnet

“Give me a reason not to carve your heart out,” Ed whispers.And Stede can’t think of one.He can think of plenty of reasons he doesn’t want his heart carved out, but how could he expect any of them to matter to Ed?“Stede.” Ed’s voice breaks, dragging Stede’s eyes back up from where they’ve been stari

by mia_ugly · BlackBonnet

Stede comes back.Ed does too. It just takes a little longer.

by soft_october · BlackBonnet

“Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”“Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”“Does it?”“Sure. What was that name again?”“Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”“Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar

by feriowind · BlackBonnet

An offering to the Kraken goes awry.-- Multi-page comic set post S1.

by holsmi · BlackBonnet

Mary Bonnet receives some uninvited guests.

by morian · BlackBonnet

"Hey." Ed reaches across because it's the only thing that feels right. He grasps Stede's wrist and smoothes the pad of his thumb across his knuckles. Stede stops fiddling with his ring and looks up at him, wide-eyed. "This isn't Captain shit. This is God shit. Are you God?" The room is blank with si

by treescape · BlackBonnet

“I mean, you kind of did the same thing yesterday,” Lucius tells him afterwards, when they’re reviewing the day’s adventure for the logbook. Ed’s somewhere out on deck, which is a very good thing, since Stede is having a bit of a panic. “And the day before, and the day before—”“Did I really?” Stede

by ShowMeAHero · BlackBonnet

“You,” Ed starts to interrupt him, then stops, clearing his throat. His voice is almost— gritting, cracking in the middle. When he starts again, he’s stronger, but still— shaky. “You made me this? I mean— You made this? For me?”Stede’s not entirely sure what he means by that, but he has that little

by perkynurples · BlackBonnet

In the aftermath of some life-altering decisions on both sides, Edward and Stede navigate reuniting, learning what it is that they really want and how to ask for it, as well as surviving in a world that is nowhere near ready to just let them rest. Or, finding their way back to each other is only the

by ShowMeAHero · BlackBonnet

“What the hell’s happened to you?” Stede demands. It’s his voice, in his body, and he almost seems living, and it’s— It has to be the last thing Ed ever sees. He has to die with him burned on the insides of his eyelids.Stede’s eyes are tracking over him, rising up to meet his eyes, locking with him.

by soft_october · BlackBonnet

Two days later, an extremely overcrowded rowboat and its sunburned crew and captain arrive alongside The Revenge.

by Ark · BlackBonnet

Stede exhales, warm breath stirring Ed's hair. "Again?""Stede," says Ed, "I'd sit on your cock all day for a chair and captain the ship like that if the option was available."

by Luddleston · BlackBonnet

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room. When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet

by Phoenix_Soar · BlackBonnet

Did people kiss like this? This often? Oh of course they must, not everyone shared his own stilted experiences with intimacy... Canon-divergent ending to Episode 9 — in which Stede discovers just how touch-starved he's been, while Ed takes full advantage of his first chance to be gentle with someone

by waveridden · BlackBonnet

In a way, Mary supposes she’s lucky that it only takes one day for the pirates to attack her ship.(Blackbeard takes a hostage, Mary takes some risks, and Stede takes everyone by surprise.)

by reserve · BlackBonnet

After Izzy leaves, and Stede gets patched up, Ed uses the bathtub for something other than a nervous breakdown.