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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying)
by adietxt · a One Piece fanfic on AO3
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4,836 words
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Summary
Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothet
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MisunderstandingsFluffComedy of ErrorsMutual PiningSanji has overactive imaginations and a whole lot of denial
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