Fics Like News Flash

by RayShippouUchiha

Shared tags: Humor, Identity Porn, Secret Identity

“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?” “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret ide

by Bekkoni

Shared tags: Secret Relationship, Humor, Identity Porn

Wally finds Superman and Batman's friendship odd. Naturally, he investigates and finds a lot more than he bargained for.

by impravidus

Shared tags: Secret Identity, Identity Porn, Humor

5 times people noticed batman was acting differently + the 1 time someone found out why (+ the time someone finds the real batman)

by bealeciphers

Shared tags: Secret Identity, Humor

Iroh insists they create a new life and identity in Ba Sing Se. Zuko wants nothing more than to bide his time until his next opportunity to return home, until he realizes ‘Lee’ can get away with things Zuko never could.Zuko dons the mantle of the Blue Spirit again only to lose his focus when the Ava

by Bergen

Shared tags: Secret Identity, Humor

“I know all about your secret identity.”A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”--Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his

by cherryvanilla

Shared tags: Humor, Secret Identity

When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part. Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*(*with apol

by DaaroMoltor

Shared tags: Identity Porn, Secret Identity

It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.Bruce was less than imp

by threecrossings

Shared tags: Identity Porn, Humor

In an astounding display of bad decision-making and blatant stupidity from both parties, Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk catfish each other in a MMORPG.

by Kiwiles01

Shared tags: Secret Identity, Identity Porn

The boy looked up and stopped writing instantly."Dad!" Exclaimed the boy, who seemed to be scared and pale. "Oh God""Dad?" Lantern gasped, staring at the Flash with his mouth open. “Did he call him dad?”“Impossible,” Flash denied. “We imagine it” Or when the Justice League meets the Batfamily and th

by Sarah1281

Shared tags: Humor

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

by Faith Wood (faithwood)

Shared tags: Humor

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.

by cyerus

Shared tags: Humor

John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.No one thinks he's real.

by subcorax

Shared tags: Humor

Ilya looks over from the sofa as Jackie heads into the living room, perking up in interest. “You are calling Pike? Was good play today. You remembered how to score! Well done.” Hayden groans. "Rozanov? Dude, what are you doing in my fucking house? "It is girls' night," Ilya informs him primly. "I am

by Faith Wood (faithwood)

Shared tags: Humor

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.

by tetsurashian

Shared tags: Humor

(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)