Fics Like The Internet Is Not Just For Porn

by cellard00rs

Same ship: Johnlock · Shared tags: Fluff, Humor

To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

by bbcatemysoul

Same ship: Johnlock · Shared tags: Fluff

Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.(German translation available.)

by antietamfalls

Same ship: Johnlock · Shared tags: Fluff

Sherlock, a long-time sufferer of insomnia, is forced to share a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John helps him sleep and becomes determined to maneuver himself back into John's bed.

by feverishsea

Same ship: Johnlock · Shared tags: Humor

After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.

by oreganotea

Same ship: Johnlock · Shared tags: Humor

“Every demon on record is described as either monstrously terrifying or breathtakingly beautiful,” Sherlock says. “I have never heard of a demon with a forgettable face and a propensity for ugly jumpers.”The demon looks down at his jumper. Okay, so it might not be the most flattering article of clot

by janonny

Same ship: Johnlock · Shared tags: Humor

One of the first things John did was to write up step-by-step instructions on how to conduct a proper job interview before handing it over to Mycroft for his perusal. There were no kidnapping, deserted car parks or stolen therapy notes anywhere on that list.(Or the one where John returned from the w

by 1electricpirate

Same ship: Johnlock · Shared tags: Alternate Universe

Sometimes, only sometimes, when Sherlock is very far away and absolutely guaranteed not to return for at least three hours, John sits on the sofa and lets the tea make itself. In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

by worldaccordingtofangirls

Same ship: Johnlock

Amnesia is just another case to solve. Piece together unfamiliar faces, reconstruct the old identity, the lost reality. A challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. He can read people like books. The man with the silver hair is his boss. The tottering old woman, his landlady. The girl with the worrie

by coloredink

Same ship: Johnlock

"You've written love letters," Sherlock asserted.(Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Russian, Polish, Japanese, Slovak, and Hebrew translations available.)

by earlgreytea68

Same ship: Johnlock

The British Government accidentally clones Sherlock Holmes. Which brings a baby to 221B Baker Street.

by what_alchemy

Same ship: Johnlock

“You love your mother, Sherlock?”John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk. “Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”

by Blind_Author

Same ship: Johnlock

John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it’s not even useful.

by Atiki

Same ship: Johnlock

John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street, where he belongs).Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant, and they're both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many First Times happen.

by emmagrant01

Same ship: Johnlock

They'd never talked about sex in the year they'd known each other. Well, that wasn't quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.

by Mad_Lori

Same ship: Johnlock

Sherlock Holmes never expected to live a long life, but he never imagined that it would end like this.