Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so's MCU Fanfiction

Miscommunications

Five times the Avengers learn about Peter Parker, and the one time the rest of the world does, too.

Hot Chocolate

“So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.” The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .” “Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?” OR: The first time Natas

The A-Team Challenge

Michelle Jones/Peter Parker

Tony Stark wants to keep Peter Parker on the down low. Heaven forbid Spiderman do something stupid, like go viral. OR: Peter Parker accidently patents the superhero equivalent of the ice bucket challenge.

Instant Kill Mode

Pepper Potts/Tony Stark

"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid." “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also

Public Communications

Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker

"There are rules to being a superhero," Natasha tells Peter. Most of the rules are common sense. Stay off the fan sites. Don't fall in love with civilians. Don't burn bridges just to toast marshmallows over the flames. And, most importantly, don't go to war with the media. It's a pity that common se

Kids These Days

Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker

Earth’s mightiest heroes aren’t babysitters. Yet, somehow, they seem to have become the unofficial guardians of Midtown high school’s decathlon team. Like most of the Avenger’s current problems—the goat living in the penthouse, the semi-sentient AI with a vendetta against Sam, the Asgardian death pi