Top 10 Best Explicit Hockey RPF Fanfics

by thefourthvine · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Geno can't. Sidney won't.

by turningterrific · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

“So I say, before I’m thinking through, I say am getting married,” Geno says and glances up at Sid and then back down again. “They say to American?” Geno seems reluctant to continue. Sid’s stuck on trying to figure out who Geno is marrying and why he didn’t tell Sid about it. “I say, ‘no, to Canadia

by turningterrific · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

“So, umm,” Sid says into his phone, suddenly nervous. “Sid?” Geno’s voice registers surprise. “Yeah, umm.” Why is this difficult? “I’m here?” Geno laughs. “Back in Pittsburgh?” “No.” Sid clears his throat. “I’m-- I’m in the Moscow airport.”   Or:   Sid decides to spend his summer in Russia.

by sevenfists · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

The first Zhenya heard about it was an email from Sidney in the middle of August.

by sevenfists · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

“Sid, I’m so—I’m sorry,” Geno said. “My stupid—I’m ruin everything, I—” “Shut up, Geno,” Sidney said, already intensely weary of listening to Geno’s self-recrimination. “You’ve barely even done anything.”Geno’s voice dropped what sounded like an entire octave. “But I want to.”

by Lenore · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Sid shows up to practice with a hickey. Misunderstandings ensue.

by pentapus · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

He saw the horn poking out from the pony's head, golden and straight and somehow delicate-looking despite the empty tuna can hanging off of it. The unicorn horn. "The fuck," Sidney said out loud, his eye skipping from the horn over the greyish-white body to the graceful gold-toned hooves.

by sevenfists · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Sitting at the table was Sid: Sid as Zhenya had first known him, almost a decade before: dorky, long-haired Sid, his cheeks round with baby fat. He couldn’t have been older than twenty, and even that was generous.“Wow,” baby Sid said. “Are you Evgeni Malkin?”

by cathedralhearts · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

“Can I come to Russia with you?” Zhenya’s brain fritzes out for a second. “Sorry?” he asks, thinking he’s misheard. Years of pining can do that to a person -- make you believe that the object of your affections wants something more than they really do. Sid’s gone bright pink and is staring at the fl

by sevenfists · Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

“I hope you’re going to tell me that you’re in a loving, committed, long-term relationship,” Jen said.“Well. No,” Sidney said. “We’re—it’s a casual thing.”“Not anymore,” Jen said. “Congratulations, you’re in love.”