Best Q Humor Fanfics

by BootsnBlossoms · 00Q

Just what does one bring a double-oh for Christmas dinner at his flat, do you think? — GH   Something that explodes in his favorite colour. — MH  Lube, condoms, and scotch. Leave the handcuffs, he probably has his own. — SH

by live_write_edit_sleep · Qcard

Icheb’s friend and adopted sister, Naomi Wildman, comes to visit. She certainly lives up to her name and her reputation. So does a certain Q. (Aka: Shenanigans and chaos on board the La Sirena actually stir up a few truths and feelings) You don’t have the read the series, but it might make more sens

by recrudescence · 00Q

The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.

by luchia · 00Q

"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)

by marlovingian · 00Q

In which Bond develops a preference for sleeping on Q's couch rather than in his own bed, and Q is rather more warm-hearted than M when it comes to throwing him out.

by dr_girlfriend · 00Q

COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.Excerpt:"Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waitin

by TheCatOnTheMoon · 00Q

Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.

by dhampir72 · 00Q

Bond wants nothing more than for someone, just once, to be waiting for him at the airport when he returns home.

by marlovingian · 00Q

In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.~“I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.“Me?” Q asked, aghast

by Only_1_Truth · 00Q

Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy b

by skylights · 00Q

Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to an

by WriteThroughTheNight · 00Q

"Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."ORQ is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.