Best Taako Humor Fanfics

by Authentically_Anxious · Taakitz

Taako accidentally reveals an embarrassing pet name he has for Kravitz.

by Authentically_Anxious · Taakitz

Kravitz sighed heavily as he walked through the front door. He set down his briefcase with a satisfied smile, hung up his cloak, and rubbed his aching back. He carefully unlaced his polished shoes, lining them up neatly. He strolled into the living room, ready for a peaceful evening, and -CATS. So m

by berryspice · Taakitz

A story about found family, personal acceptance, and lesbians.

by soitshaunted · Taakitz

Waking up to a purple sky, burnt partially orange from the morning suns was a common occurrence in Taako's lifetime. What makes this morning unusual is that this happened after their 100 cycle journey in the other fucking planar direction. Taako's quite proud of himself to only have panicked a littl

by ceilingfan5 · Taakitz

Kravitz has worked his whole life to be a superhero, only to find himself unappreciated and overworked. Taako's about to change that, but that doesn't mean it's going to be easy. Sometimes life crashing down around you is a chance to take it from the top one more time. You'll never know what connect

by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch · Taakitz

“It’s not–because of your cooking,” Kravitz started, still clunky and wrong despite having rehearsed this in his head.Taako lifted an eyebrow. “Duh,” he deadpanned, “my cooking is fucking fantastic.”“Yes, I…I’m sure it is.”“But you wouldn’t know,” Taako continued, sounding terse enough for Kravitz t

by Qpenguin98 · Taakitz

"In a moment of pure impulse, Taako throws his wand into the river from the edge of the rocky bank."A study on the death of the self, what it means for your future, and how to pick yourself back up in the aftermath

by grumby · Taakitz

“I'm gonna stop you there,” Kravitz said. “I can already tell where this is going, and we're not doing it.”Merle was a picture of innocence, but, like, one drawn by your three-year-old niece. “Doing what?”“You killed the Spirit of Labour Day,” Kravitz said. “Next up, some new bullshit will happen -

by Karartegirl99 · Taakitz

In his quest to contain the newly-created Animus Bell, Kravitz encounters seven of the highest bounties in his book.(An AU where Taako and Kravitz meet under different circumstances, and are already dating when Taako is Voidfished.)

by Clare_Hope · Taakitz

At the last second, Lucretia doesn't go through with dropping her journals into Fisher's tank. The rest of the crew, their memories intact, agree to erase the Relic Wars from the consciousness of the people of Faerun to buy them some time while they figure out another way, a better way, to defeat th

by SeeTheConstellation · Taakitz

Taako hadn’t expected an ethereally handsome agent of death to be waiting up for him. However, these days he had more or less learned to accept the inevitability of weird-ass shit and roll with it.i.e. Kravitz and Taako’s chat at the end of the Eleventh Hour arc. A lil’ fic from all the way back in

by Rozavie · Taakitz

Taako doesn't date. Not after the cluster-F that was his last, and longest relationship. Nowadays, Taako prefers a less committed approach—one date for each guy. No strings attached. It's a great plan! That is, until Kravitz, handsome, tall, new to the city, and completely unfulfilled in his boring