Best Taakitz Humor Fanfics

by Authentically_Anxious

Taako accidentally reveals an embarrassing pet name he has for Kravitz.

by Authentically_Anxious

Kravitz sighed heavily as he walked through the front door. He set down his briefcase with a satisfied smile, hung up his cloak, and rubbed his aching back. He carefully unlaced his polished shoes, lining them up neatly. He strolled into the living room, ready for a peaceful evening, and -CATS. So m

by berryspice

A story about found family, personal acceptance, and lesbians.

by soitshaunted

Waking up to a purple sky, burnt partially orange from the morning suns was a common occurrence in Taako's lifetime. What makes this morning unusual is that this happened after their 100 cycle journey in the other fucking planar direction. Taako's quite proud of himself to only have panicked a littl

by ceilingfan5

Kravitz has worked his whole life to be a superhero, only to find himself unappreciated and overworked. Taako's about to change that, but that doesn't mean it's going to be easy. Sometimes life crashing down around you is a chance to take it from the top one more time. You'll never know what connect

by Farky_Fark_and_the_Munky_Bunch

“It’s not–because of your cooking,” Kravitz started, still clunky and wrong despite having rehearsed this in his head.Taako lifted an eyebrow. “Duh,” he deadpanned, “my cooking is fucking fantastic.”“Yes, I…I’m sure it is.”“But you wouldn’t know,” Taako continued, sounding terse enough for Kravitz t

by Qpenguin98

"In a moment of pure impulse, Taako throws his wand into the river from the edge of the rocky bank."A study on the death of the self, what it means for your future, and how to pick yourself back up in the aftermath

by grumby

“I'm gonna stop you there,” Kravitz said. “I can already tell where this is going, and we're not doing it.”Merle was a picture of innocence, but, like, one drawn by your three-year-old niece. “Doing what?”“You killed the Spirit of Labour Day,” Kravitz said. “Next up, some new bullshit will happen -

by Karartegirl99

In his quest to contain the newly-created Animus Bell, Kravitz encounters seven of the highest bounties in his book.(An AU where Taako and Kravitz meet under different circumstances, and are already dating when Taako is Voidfished.)

by Clare_Hope

At the last second, Lucretia doesn't go through with dropping her journals into Fisher's tank. The rest of the crew, their memories intact, agree to erase the Relic Wars from the consciousness of the people of Faerun to buy them some time while they figure out another way, a better way, to defeat th

by SeeTheConstellation

Taako hadn’t expected an ethereally handsome agent of death to be waiting up for him. However, these days he had more or less learned to accept the inevitability of weird-ass shit and roll with it.i.e. Kravitz and Taako’s chat at the end of the Eleventh Hour arc. A lil’ fic from all the way back in

by Rozavie

Taako doesn't date. Not after the cluster-F that was his last, and longest relationship. Nowadays, Taako prefers a less committed approach—one date for each guy. No strings attached. It's a great plan! That is, until Kravitz, handsome, tall, new to the city, and completely unfulfilled in his boring

by Noodyl

Kravitz is a cello tutor, he's a postgraduate student, he's got to practice his instruments. This means he tours a lot of tube stations, but his favourite is the one where Taako works.This fic is for Ceilingfan5 - the happiest of Birthdays to them! The plot was plotted with Thie on a coach and it wa

by StaticStarlight

Working a second job on the days you don’t have much happening leads to some sweet encounters.

by puppyrock3

Sometimes the teachers at Our Lady of Amnesty's Academy for Magically Gifted Adolescents get visits from their more celestial colleagues. Brenda is still getting used to having a goddess, a calling, and a classroom all at once. A couple of drabbles inspired by and gifted to BoPeepWithNoSheep, creato

by puppyrock3

Taako didn’t expect Death’s right hand to be so polite-or so kind. Kravitz didn’t expect to fall for a wizard who glows like a comet. After the Hunger and before everything settles, they find small ways to make the afterlife gentle again.

by petalswrites

Taako had never been alone, not since the moment he was born. He stumbles over the thought like a loose stone. Two weeks he's been with a sister, and she still won't stick in his memory.

by Eeyore_Geek

"Oh good! Cooking is my business" Taako gets back from Refuge and see's his boyfriend on the couch and offers to cook dinner for them, and some emotions happen to come up... ---- These two make me so happy I can't

by Authentically_Anxious

No plot, just vibes

by fierysnowflakes

For 100 years Taako and Lup Taaco were a well oiled machine existing together. When it came to cooking, each part of them connected to the food, like they connected with each other. Ten years later after being separated and alone and their machine isn't working like it used to. Lup doesn't understan