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Best Epic South Park Fanfics

South Park fanfics over 100,000 words — the reader-favorite epics that define the fandom. Curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.

Cartoons & Animated 10 epic fics Avg 166,825 words over 100,000 words

Top 10 Epic South Park Fanfics

Ranked by AO3 kudos. These are the South Park epics readers come back to. Save them for offline reading.

1

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space

by gremlinteeth

The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he?

9,344 kudos 136,649 words 30/30 chapters Teen And Up Audiences Complete
2

The Scenic Route

by hollycomb

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.

6,777 kudos 116,313 words 8/8 chapters Explicit Complete
3

Semantically Challenged

by TeamAlphaQ

Growing up is hard, no matter which way you look at it. Tweek's got his demons and Craig has his monsters, which of them wear human skin and which don't is irrelevant. They never asked for a solution, all either of them wanted was a friend. Somewhere along the way through, it became less about just

5,512 kudos 464,148 words 111/111 chapters Mature Complete
4

Sincerely, your super-best-friend Kyle.

by cocoacremeandgays

Just breathe, dude.I'm not Cartman.((AKA- After growing up leaves the two all but physically separated, Kyle and Stan finally find something they can share with each other to feel normal again.))

5,179 kudos 148,205 words 43/43 chapters Explicit Complete
5

The Omegaverse Comes To South Park

by LunaMisakey

Okay, so, what if the quite popular niche of bl actually became a virus that infected the town of South Park?Maybe having alphas, betas and omegas wasn't so bad?Or had something truly dangerous swept across the town?

4,847 kudos 123,070 words 40/? chapters Not Rated
6

Oh My God, They Were Cellmates

by orphan_account

*Yo, first fic posted here! Sorry in advance for awkward formatting, difficulty in warnings & trigger warnings, and just for this hot mess in general.*Tweek Tweak is a mild-mannered young man. He practices sex in carefully considered moderation. He holds no ill will toward his fellow man. This is hi

3,678 kudos 149,134 words 36/36 chapters Explicit
7

fake it 'till you make it

by mewtwos

After Kyle and Eric disrupt theater class by fighting for the millionth time, a frustrated teacher pulls them aside and punishes them by assigning them an impossible acting challenge; they must convince the school that they are actually in love for a day, or fail the course.And, well, neither one ca

3,613 kudos 109,611 words 20/20 chapters Explicit
8

Kink Meme Collection

by hollycomb

These are the fics I've written for the South Park Kink Meme. Originally they were anonymous, but I'm actually happy with these and hope they'll get a wider readership here.Note on 8-9-14: At this point I'm archiving all of my short porny SP stories here, both older stuff and newer stories. Anything

3,299 kudos 112,337 words 15/15 chapters Explicit Complete
9

Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers

by hollycomb

Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims.

2,745 kudos 198,135 words 17/17 chapters Explicit Complete
10

Nothing Tastes as Good as Kyle's Concern Feels

by dalidahmer

After surviving the last few years of his life, Cartman spent most days meal prepping and trying to convince Kyle he’d been getting better. Unfortunately, Kyle believes in therapy, emotional honesty, and having friends. Recovery would be a lot easier if everyone stopped noticing him. (Sequel to Holo

62 kudos 110,647 words 46/? chapters Explicit

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136,649
median words
60%
complete
9,344
top kudos
~9.1 hours
median read time

This list of 10epic South Park fanfics spans 1,668,249 total words. Kudos range from 62 on the newest entries to 9,344 on the most established. 60% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Explicit (7 of 10 fics).

Recurring tags across this list: Angst · Mental Health Issues.

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