Best One-Shot South Park Fanfics
South Park one-shots under 10k words — complete reads in one sitting. Curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.
Top 23 One-Shot South Park Fanfics
Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length South Park fics — short stories under 10,000 words.
Love Bites
by IndignantUwu
(Set years after Tweek X Craig, where they've continued their 'fake boyfriends' relationship into their teens) Craig wants to give Tweek a love bite to show off to their friends and prove that they've 'done stuff'.
Routines
by UrbanNightingale
Craig Tucker likes routines. They're boring, they're predictable, and above all they're comfortable. This is one of many reasons that he had a problem with the Asian girls turning him "gay".It's been almost six years since he was bullied into a pretend relationship and had to adapt Tweek into his li
lilac heaven
by makeoutcreek (zelicious)
The girls find out their boyfriends have been using Chat GPT to text them. Tweek finds out he's got the best boyfriend in South Park.
Still (Always)
by mousapelli
Five times Craig saw Tweek hold absolutely still, and once they actually talked about what the heck they're doing together.
Pink Nails and Baggy Tees
by Fudgyokra
"I bet you're the only one he's ever truly happy around. 'Cause, maybe, you're the one that makes him that happy." Craig really didn't want to think about why that thought made his heart so jumpy.
Hot Coffee, Pretty Hands
by gaylawyers
AU. Tweek Tweak remembers the usual order of every single one of his regulars, except for one regular who seems to be trying every single thing from the coffee shop’s menu for seemingly no reason. Meanwhile, Craig Tucker really hates hot beverages, but that isn’t stopping him.
All Night, Always
by cherryvanilla
"So here I am, are you ready?” Or, their first time.
The Kenny Ban
by justtothesea
Butters’ parents caught them kissing a year ago, and Kenny has been banned ever since. Secret relationship and explicit sex, basically.
What's Your Favorite Shade?
by damianwayne
Everything is black and white, until you meet your soulmate. Then, suddenly the whole world is colorful. Stan and Kyle have known each other all their life and Kyle can't believe Stan isn't his soulmate, because his life doesn't seem to lack any color.
Tonight, Tomorrow, and the Rest of Your Life
by sharksdonthavescales
The summer after high school graduation, Cartman and Kyle shared a moment that Kyle has since done his best to avoid unpacking. Thankfully, Cartman has a totally normal and not at all dramatic plan to force Kyle’s hand.
Cartman in Drag
by G21_GO
Cartman and Kenny lose a bet... and they fully embrace their punishment with confidence. This seems to stir up some complicated feelings for Kyle and Stan. Some guys get boners and some guys cause them, amirite? Loosely based on the song Andrew in Drag.
Nemesis
by Littlebbie
After a failed scheme, Cartman finds himself at risk of losing all of his closest friends. With no one else by his side, Cartman decides to win his friends back by treating them to an awesome experience. Using some totally legal investments, he plans the ultimate getaway for him and his friends: 2 d
Le Petit Bisou
by G21_GO
Based on season 11, episode 8: Le Petit Tourette. Cartman's words and actions have spiraled out of control. No human is supposed to have his thoughts broadcasted openly without any hope of guarding his darkest secrets, but here he is. It only gets worse when his crush saves him from being embarrasse
We Should Share a Hotel Room... Jk .. Unless?
by Ladyspirkis4life97
After a year of ignoring him Cartman finally approaches him, but only to ask for a carpool ride to the reunion in South Park. Forced into a car together and faced with a different Cartman from his youth, Kyle has to ask if maybe he does have a chance with his childhood enemy turned friend after all.
Fifty-two percent
by Anonymous
Over 52% of male victims report being sexually assaulted, sexually abused, or raped by an acquaintance. This could be neighbors, family friends, peers, or friends. Kyle can’t sleep downstairs on the uncomfortable beanbag and would much prefer to sleep in his boyfriend’s bed, but something followed
knees on birthday
by l1sard
не хочу смотреть тебе в глаза, но теряюсь в коленных чашечках и забываю все обиды, пялясь в разлитую зелёнку. в моменте хочется залить тебе ею все раны, нанесённые мной, но придётся приписать рыжим наличе души — не хочу идти против общеизвестного факта. твоё рождение и так беда, но сегодня хотя бы п
Monster (reupload)
by Deathkilla
Second time's the charm. Eric Cartman always knew that there was something off about himself. People always said that there was something wrong with him, but he never saw it that way. For as long as he could remember, whenever he wanted something, he received it. If he was denied, he either found a
Big Messy Polycule Sandbox.
by CutieSyakekochan
Years have passed, and Dovahkiin, alias "The New Kid", had somehow managed to get the whole group of friends to date them and each other in a big messy polycule. None of them remembered who had the brilliant idea of getting the whole group of them to live in the same house. But it was happening.Not
South Park Oneshots
by MooseMan67
Reupload from my Wattpad (account MooseMan67), uhh it's just oneshots man There will be spelling errors since my thumbs are MASSIVE Yeah um not much else to say for this one 💀
Stranded
by Ladyspirkis4life97
Stranded on an island Kyle couldn't say he was pleased obviously, but it could be worst, they have shelter, water, food and he wasn't on the island with Stan. He loved the man, he did but that man could drink more caskets of rum then anyone he had met. There was just one small problem, he was stuck
Oranges for Kyle
by spring_noise
Kyle misses long planned basketball hang out. Turnes out he got sick. Cartman, as a brilliant, kind-hearted, worlds most wanted friend, wants to help.
Taking Care of You
by Ladyspirkis4life97
When Cartman doesn't arrive to work Kyle isn't worried, he's annoyed because really he could have at least texted if he wasn't going to come in. So Kyle cancels all of his clients, leaves early for the day, and travels to Cartman's house to get an explanation. Little did he know, that he was going t
#CARTMAN WEEK 2026 - Recopilación
by Kilya (ChucKilya)
Recopilación de los escritos cortos/entradas del diario en tercera persona donde se retrata el turbulento acenso de el CEO Eric Thedore Cartman. El magnate millonario que actualmente está casado y retirado, viviendo en las afueras de South Park. No siempre fue el "exitoso" hombre que pretende vender
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About This List
This list of 23one-shot South Park fanfics spans 94,293 total words. Kudos range from 2 on the newest entries to 7,330 on the most established. 57% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Teen And Up Audiences (8 of 23 fics).
Recurring tags across this list: Kymanweek2026 · kymanweek · Mutual Pining · Alternate Universe - College/University · Aged-up South Park Characters.
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