Best Alice/Jasper Humor Fanfics

by stridermagic

It turns out that Edward's family does not consist of all vampires. Carlisle's partner is something else as Bella learns.

by brokenbaby

Harry woke with a deep shudder—a breath so deep he felt the unused corners of his spongey lungs reinflate with force. He looked down at his chest where a weight rested, only to get an eyeful of Hermione’s curls as she stared at him with her mouth open, face puffy from crying. Ron was just visible ov

by MoonWitch96

Transmigating into the body of seventeen-year-old Bella Swan, Lorelei Caulderón can only say she would have enjoyed it- When she was eleven. At twenty-seven, she honestly just wants to go home to wifi, her dogs, and her own damn face. A re-examination and retelling of ‘Twilight’ through the perspect

by rebelcongeriem

The one in which Harry decides to play magizoologist in Chile and ends up meeting a pair of vampires who promise him both a family and a place to belong.He accepts...eventually.

by Muffin_Paradise

Edward Cullen thought he was the one to have dark secrets in the moment he met the new student at Forks High School, the mysterious and charming Harry Potter. However, Edward slowly realizes that in addition to being mysterious, Harry hides secrets that can be darker than his.OR "my soulmate is - po

by FrankieQuinn13

Jacob said the word once.Now Edward can't stop thinking about it

by rudeminnesotan

Jasper never gave thought to turning someone into a vampire, but sometimes Fate decides to shove her Destiny-filled nose into things. Elly doesn’t make it easy on him by going through life fangs first, but Jasper can’t help being protective of his child. If only the Cullens could understand and acce

by pandaswearglasses

The Cullens are the perfect family. They bicker just the right amount, play baseball, enjoy meals as a family. They keep no secrets from each other.Except apparently everything they thought they knew about Carlisle's past is a lie, and now there's a new and mysterious human taking up more space in t

by lecturience

Alice Lily Potter survived the war, but not unchanged. Pursued by those who regard her new prophetic ability as a valuable resource, and aren’t willing to take ‘no’ for an answer, Alice makes a difficult choice which sends her tumbling into the unknown. There, she finds a whole new world to explore…

by wonderingcloud

A year ago, after her mother's death, Alexandra Clarke moved to the small and under-appreciated town of Forks to live with her father for the first time. Slowly but surely the place started to win its way into her heart (not that she'd ever admit it) but everything is thrown off balance after the ar

by CuriousAussie

“If I wanted to break your heart,” Rosalie says finally, venom in every word, “I would have done so the moment you opened your mouth- before you could prove to me what an idiot you are. Why is it,” she then adds, “That no one ever worries about breaking my heart?”OrBella meets Rosalie Hale and decid

by Peryton

Rosalie is oblivious, Bella is... something else. The Cullens find a half frozen Bella in Alaska, they take Bella in and return to Forks with her. Being around Bella turns out to be the cause of much confusion for Rosalie. Which only serves to annoy her. And not everyone in the family is happy with

by kandekaze

“I’ve been trying to figure out who you are,” Edward admitted quietly, after watching her concentrate on a math problem.She put her pencil down on the table. Every thought that Becca had, every feeling she’d felt so far today, had been crossed with her despairing mindset. She didn’t have a purpose o

by Artemisamanda

“Why do you care? I'm no one,” she sniffs, eyes glassy.The three Kings rise to their feet, their chiselled features set in deep rage as they loom over her, peering into the depths of her very soul.“No one?” King Caius growls, fury in his eyesHe grips the back of her neck and tugs her close, his thum

by Queenaly300

One decision changes Bella's life forever. After a traumatic night in Port Angeles Bella finds herself bound to a different vampire. But not every Cullen is happy about this change.

by TheAmityElf

"It was a day significantly lacking in clouds, so all of them were confined to the house. On the whole, they were at peace. And then Alice gasped, and Edward was treated to a brief barrage of images: A brown hand tucking a small, dark braid behind the shell of an ear. A slightly uncomfortable smile.

by LondonReturned

Bella's been living with Charlie since the 10th grade after being all but abandoned by Renee. Renee never wanted her, Charlie still doesn't want her, but as Senior year rolls around Bella's world is rocked off it's axis. Who is this new and strange family and what could they possibly want with Bella

by TBVikingAddict

When Victoria sends Bella back in time, she's recruited into Maria's newborn army. There she meets the Major, who's never encountered a newborn quite like her. In the absence of everything familiar, Bella glues herself to his side. So what's the Major to do when a determined newborn decides to claim

by Shiyaki

For a short moment it was indescribable torture, but then the man carefully pushed his jaw down and the ruby red blood hit his tongue.

by Ciel_of_the_Night

When Lillian De Clarke, budding violinist, is hit by a speeding car and dies, she thinks her life is over. But, as it turns out, fate may have known what it was doing, after all. (A rebirth/transmigration fic centered around the town of Forks, and its sparkly inhabitants).