Best BatLantern Humor Fanfics
The best humor BatLantern (Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne) fanfiction on AO3, curated by popularity. Comedy is fandom's love language — affectionate mockery of a canon's absurdities — and a fic that makes readers actually laugh out loud earns permanent bookmark status.
Top BatLantern Humor Fic Recs
3 humor BatLantern fics matched, followed by other top-rated BatLantern stories.
Sleeping Dogs
Humorby Pneumatic
Screw impressing the family. Hal’s real goal was to impress the dog. Alternatively: Five times Hal butted heads with an actual dog, and one time he didn’t.
Hal Jordan might be careless, yet Batman is always observant
Humorby RestockedBrain
Ollie and Hal made a bet: within one week, Hal had to get Batman to admit out loud that they were friends.Hal took the bet, although he didn't think they were friends. Bruce thought they were friends, but he decided to say nothing.
Oh my god I have a crush on Batman.
Humorby SeekerOfMischief
Squeal to my other work “Five Hundred Dollars” but can still definitely be read a standalone. I swallowed, forcing some confidence back into my system. “How about you help me with another dare?” “Mhm. Depends.” “A dance,” I said. “Can’t afford to lose.” Bruce hummed thoughtfully, I could practically
Gotham is the worst
by Frey_S
On top of Hal's list of things he hates are three things: charity galas, Gotham and Batman. So of course he ends up dealing with all of those in one night, even if he doesn't technically know he ends up sleeping with that last one. He's never letting Carol drag him to rich people events ever again.
Total lack of recall
by BoredomBeckons
In the early days of the Justice League the team are unsure if they can trust Batman without knowing his identity. A device borrowed from the Lanterns allow them to ease their doubts without invading his privacy.The user will enter a non-corporeal state for seven days so they can follow their target
The Interference
by ButtsAhoy
Hal Jordan did not expect dating Batman to come with quite this many interruptions.
A Perfect Family
by Youya_Raytz
Bruce pressed his lips at Hal’s temple, “We should take the night off, yeah?” Hal nodded, he let Bruce tug him along from the waist. His head leaned onto his husband’s shoulder.
he’s my man
by izu_guro
“Well, I guess if you won’t answer that, then I’ve got another question for you.” “Right...” “Do you think I’m pretty?” OR: In which Hal tries to coax Bruce into being a sap.
Emerald Rain
by StarSapphireBruce
He was prepared to lead the world’s greatest heroes. He wasn’t prepared for Hal Jordan.From the moment Bruce Wayne watched Gotham be gifted the most beautiful thing the city had ever seen, he realized leadership was never supposed to feel like this……like wanting someone he couldn’t afford to want.
【超绿蝙∣超蝙/绿蝙】三点一线(但中间某个点曲里拐弯绕了八百米)
by sittle_star
No summary provided.
【授权翻译】Collateral Damage 附带损害
by Kurobane219
一次任务后,正义联盟谈论起社会名流。他们因布鲁斯韦恩的私生活对其大肆贬损。而他们不知道的是,布鲁斯本人就坐在离他们五英尺远的地方。 布鲁斯开始自我崩溃。
Cherry blossoms and assumptions?
by Arifolki26
Hal Jordan's the type to blame his assumptions of others rather then the actual people ,his deemed as confident , but he has a conscious that makes him feel ,wrong, in HIS presence always has ,he doesn't care much why should he ? His The green lantern ,man of the ring and worthy of the usage yet ,t
Flour on my fingers, humming by the stove. Loving you was the only job I chose.
by AlmondTeaBunny
Hal went to bed after spending a nice evening with his family. The next morning, though, Bruce woke up acting strange. Hal has no idea what he did wrong, but apparently he's about to find out.
I'll Believe In Anything by Wolf Parade
by PumpkinWritesFandom
Hal was not a woman, nor a man. Hal Jordan was simply Hal Jordan, and what that meant was entirely up to him. The problem? Hal hasn't been Hal Jordan in a very long time, if he ever was anyways.
Hard landing, Batman to the Rescue
by Spacelight
Hal gets injured while flying back to Earth, but Batman takes care of him and they get to bond a bit.
晚點見 see you tonight
by ssauce
「所以你現在是在告訴我,你最近每次和布魯斯在發生完關係後都會忍不住想,為什麼自己總想著要待久一點、或者為什麼布魯斯要離開得這麼快、儘管你們兩人都有共識過這不過是純粹的床上關係?」「嗯,差不多吧。」 蝙綠。一個非常非常傳統的炮友轉正的故事。7/3:第二章有稍作更改。新增第三章。如OOC還請見諒。
⋅ ─ Slice of (an exasperated step-dads) life
by Vampire_Batsy
Hal Jordon finds himself evicted, and crashing at the Queen’s while he looks for a more permanent place to stay,Luckily, he finds that a certain bat needs help with his kids...(Rated 'T' for language, and themes)Re-write of a older fic I never finished (I never even got to the main plot bc I only di
危險的生活
by ssauce
「你知道嗎,布魯斯?擁有兩副以上面孔是危險的。」 某個下午,布魯斯和哈爾在餐館聊天。
I'm Outside The Door, Invite Me In
by NeedsCaffeineRightNow
2 years after the creation of the Justice League, a year after Bruce and Hal started a fwb arrangement, Hal doesn't hear from Bruce for three months. He finally goes to the manor to get answers
I'm Outside The Door, Invite Me In
by NeedsCaffeineRightNow
2 years after the creation of the Justice League, a year after Bruce and Hal started a fwb arrangement, Hal doesn't hear from Bruce for three months. He finally goes to the manor to get answers
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Why Humor BatLantern Fanfiction Works So Well
Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne — The Justice League's cocky test pilot and its paranoid strategist antagonize each other in every shared panel, including a famous punch. BatLantern fandom turns Hal's fearlessness and Bruce's control issues into a magnetic opposites dynamic.
Humor — Fic written to make you laugh: crack premises played straight, group-chat chaos, banter-driven romcoms, and comedies of errors starring characters canon treats with deadly seriousness. One of AO3's biggest tags for good reason.
Hal is the only Leaguer reckless enough to needle Batman for fun, and Bruce keeps letting him get away with it. Comedy is fandom's love language — affectionate mockery of a canon's absurdities — and a fic that makes readers actually laugh out loud earns permanent bookmark status. That's why humor BatLantern fanfiction is one of the most consistently popular combinations on AO3.
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