Carrot/Angua

by somebodys_dog

"To tell you the truth, I think he's having an argument with the Patrician.""And you left him there?" Angua almost stops in her tracks. "With Vetinari? Alone?"

by cloudymagnolia

Mine sign isn't created. Mine sign is born.

by wielka_mi_mecyja

The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

by Donna_Immaculata

Constable Visit's pamphlets spread some very good news indeed. Provided Mr Vimes never reads them.

by zhiverny6

The time Carrot went to visit his family and missed the end of the world. A dwarf, a wolf and a soul cake duck.

by Mint_and_Cinnamon

Someone is writing Sherlock Holmes style detective stories about Vimes and he HATES it.That's it, that's the plot.

by wielka_mi_mecyja

No summary provided.

by oneinspats

Carrot becomes king. What follows is shit getting real.

by neveralarch

When Angua makes Captain, Carrot isn't the first to congratulate her.

by elf_on_the_shelf

Vimes has to deal with getting back to the present day.He also has to deal with the realities of being a new father and with some certain happenings that took place on a dark and rainy night. Even if he thinks that maybe those should not be mentioned. Or thought about in too much depth. Or at all, c

by braigwen_s

Angua watched with half-frustration, half-bewildered. Why wouldn’t they just say it, either of them? There had been eyewitnesses. Vetinari had stabbed Drumknott. So much loyalty, she thought. What kind of man inspires this?

by Linxcat

Roughly translated, it really meant - "Throw a dinner party. Next Thursday. Invite everyone you enjoy irritating. And Mr De Worde doesn't like prawns."...Organise a gala at the palace for half the nobles on the Disc? Oh hell, thought Moist..

by sister_coyote

Vampires are fast and strong and stylish and flawlessly smooth at everything they do, but they lack one thing that Angua has, and that's instinct.

by Merlin Missy (mtgat)

No summary provided.

by tupti

When a spell from a student at the Unseen University goes wrong and causes chaos in Ankh-Morpork, Commander Samuel Vimes is forced to confront his feelings for a certain tyrant...

by WinterEyes

The repercussions of recent events have only just begun. Unwelcome eyes have turned towards Ankh-Morpork, leaving everyone vulnerable when Vimes and Vetinari are drawn away from the city.

by flaggermousse

An apparent murder scene turns out to be something ... slightly different.

by pasiphile

for prompt: "Sally/Angua/Carrot with sub!Angua and switchy Sally and Carrot? With spanking and rope bondage and possibly everyone in lingerie (including Carrot because seriously :D)?"

by marxist_monke

The city is changing, with rail lines, and all sorts of new regulations. He doesn't really like to admit it, but Duke-Commander Sir Samuel Vimes is not getting any younger.

by QuenGalad

He's good and just and noble and kind. And he was raised by dwarfs, who are a "procreation-only" society if there ever was one. But she wasn't. So how the hell is she to go out with a man who blushes at the idea of a packet of Sonkies?