Vimes/Vetinari

by Arcane Charisma (Saras_Girl)

It’s not Vimes’s fault, the thing that happens. It’s not his fault in the sense that he isn’t the bastard sending weird letters to people, but it also isn’t his fault that on that particular day, he actually opens some of his mail.[In which Vimes has had enough, Vetinari is extraordinarily patient,

by Rabb_te

After the diplomatic dinner, Vetinari experiences a consequence of forgetfulness.It's not unwelcome, but he's not certain how to proceed, considering how slim the chances were.

by w0rms_w0rms_w0rms

"The Patrician didn’t feel the bullet enter his leg. The first sensation he experienced after he heard the ‘bang’ was of a strange pressure in his thigh, slightly warm, as if being squeezed by a pair of strong hands. Then there was the weight of Carrot’s body over his chest as he barrelled into Veti

by NarrativeFoil

Some illustrations of fragments from Zakalwe’s fic Uncharted Territory. Sybil once dated Vetinari when they were younger and Vimes feels a peculiar way about it.

by ghost_of_lady_Melmoth

Vimes knows about stoker Blakes's identity and he cannot stop thinking about it. Vetinari is more than willing to give him more to think about. "The room was horribly quiet which only allowed the memories of sounds on the train's steering deck to resonate in Vimes’s ears louder. Constable Visit told

by Narvine

After a cataclysmic storm wiped out the shores of Klatch and now heads for Ankh-Morpork, the Patrician must find a way to protect his city. A strange wizard, brought in by Ridcully, is interested to help, but he soon reveals himself to be the sort of person neither Vetinari, nor Vimes want around.

by sintacks

Vimes has a conversation with his wife. Ahmed helps him get kicked out of a party. And Vetinari has some... questions about his personal life.

by Lai_hoerrrru

Welcome to my archive of vetvimes smut

by sintacks

Vimes deals with his newfound knowledge. (By not dealing with it) And then there's the bit with the handcuffs...

by Junor

“How would you feel if I told you you look dashing today?” His cheeks already burned under the scorching sun and it had saved him from shame, but he was sure Vetinari had seen everything he needed to see. “That's not funny, sir,” said Sam quietly. “And I’m not a Fools Guild alumnus.” He didn't know

by sintacks

Vimes sleeps with an assassin. Just, not the one you'd expect...

by BookDruggist

Then his nose caught the very familiar whiff of strong alcohol in the air and the terrier within Vimes pricked his ears.His hand wandered automatically to his sword handle while he slowly paced towards the desk and the light.“Commander please don’t draw that sword of yours. It is unnecessary.”, the

by Asgardian_coroner

Хэвлок Ветинари не понаслышке знает, что значит совершить убийство.

by w0rms_w0rms_w0rms

Fencing is one of the few things that has been suggested to Vimes by Lady Sybil which he has categorically vetoed. He has always been vaguely aware of the idea that exercise and adrenaline can be good for blowing off certain kinds of steam – and to be fair, throwing himself in the general direction

by Zakalwe

Someone tries to kill Vetinari; Vimes takes it personally. Quick little fic written for the angry confession prompt "Don't you dare walk away from me—not after everything—not when I'm finally telling you the truth" requested by helenvader - thank you!

by hemlockq

“You’re not getting that leash on me,” says Vimes, “not tonight.” Vetinari narrows his eyes. “Is that a challenge, Commander?”

by w0rms_w0rms_w0rms

This is an arrangement they have had for a while. Vimes gave up drinking years ago upon his marriage to Lady Sybil, but the painful, self-destructive tendencies which drove him to seek sanctuary at the bottom of a bottle in the first place had been much harder to exorcise than the habit itself. Have

by Alasdair_Ya

Sketches of Discworld characters.

by Sir_Maximilian

Ваймс случайно осознаёт, что стиль общения и правления Ветинари выдаёт в нём прирождённого мазохиста. Эта информация не даёт ему покоя и рождает фантазии, с которыми он стоически борется. И вообще, ему не до того — он расследует серию убийств. А потом ещё и сталкивается с массовым отравлением.«Но вс

by Alasdair_Ya

A delicious night spent loving one another. Or in this case fucking into an absolute mess. Sam has a lot on his mind and could use some help getting out of his usual spiral of harmful thoughts. Havelock is more then happy to help his beloved even if it might not seem like help to some.