Best Flintwood Humor Fanfics

by provocative_envy

It's not like they've been angrily hooking up on the sly since meeting at a Juniors skills camp in fucking Manitoba four years ago, except that's exactly what they've been doing.[ ALTERNATIVELY - Draco and Harry really need to talk about their feelings. ]

by sadie18 (orphan_account)

the ministry meddles in the young lives of the sixth and seventh years, and the sorting hat as sorted percy, oliver and marcus into the same bed. it turns out just fine, if they had anything to say about it.

by Living_Free

The sexual education curriculum at Hogwarts is akin to an evil Hufflepuff, in that it is practically nonexistent. Fear not, though, for Severus has been forced to pick up the slack!

by mxrcusflint

George: i didn’t know you guys were so invested in their relationshipBletchley: we’re notWarrington: speak for yourselfWarrington: i have gotten yelled at a hell of a lot less since Wood has let Flint’s hands down his pantsFred: oi thats our captain ur talking about hereFred: he may be lowkey a ho b

by tamerofdarkstars

Oliver Wood wakes up in the Hospital Wing a week after his first Quidditch game ever with a head injury and his soulmate's thoughts wound around his left wrist. Frankly, he's more concerned about missing the Quidditch game.

by Faithless_3105

When Harry Potter sneaks into the reading of Sirius's will he learns more than he bargained for. Most importantly he is not Harry Potter!With everything that he thought he knew turned on it's head can old rivalries heal new hurts and can Harry find everything he ever wanted in the last place he expe

by olivieblake

Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.

by Tired_Wandering_Soul

Goblet of fire AU. This is gonna be fun.

by orphan_account

16 years old, you get your soulmate mark. somewhere on your body. well, percy woke up with TWO.this does not fare well with his nerves.

by LydiaClairvoyanne

“You came here,” Severus tries to look composed, even when he isn't. He doesn't even sound composed, and he probably doesn't look so, either. “To ask… for a bond. With me.”“A… a marriage bond, sir. Yes.”“You came here to inform me you must… you must bond with me through marriage.”“…Yes, sir.”Harry a

by tamerofdarkstars

Between the weirdness with the Bludgers, the Dementors that aren't staying put at the school gates, and the fear that drives the breath from his lungs whenever he thinks too long about how terrible he's doing in Charms, Marcus Flint is having a hell of a year.And that's not even mentioning that litt

by orphan_account

McGonagall had seen a lot of couples in her life but she had to admit some were surprising where others weren't.

by Joey888

A collection of Smut-shots I've written about The Harry Potter Series. I'm going to mark this as complete but I may update in the future if the mood strikes me.

by mxrcusflint

There are two routes of action. Three, if he were really desperate, but Marcus doesn’t think anyone in history has ever successfully dissolved a soulmate thread before without dire consequences and he’s not willing to die over Oliver fucking Wood.

by hopelocklet

Interviewer: Many of your fans adamantly believe that you’re in a secret relationship with Harry Potter. Is there any truth to that?Draco Malfoy: That’s a crazy theory, isn’t it? I’ve heard that before, and the fans seem to be genuinely invested in it.I: So the rumors aren’t true?DM: The rumors are

by ALongGoodbyeToHP (themadmage)

Lily Potter died to save her son in the ultimate act of love, then realized that it wasn't enough and attached her ghost to her son to raise and protect him from beyond the grave. She gave Harry a cushion against the Dursleys, ensured he was removed from their home, and helped prevent him from riski

by V (gethporno)

Marcus found out about it from Warrington, who heard it from Montague, who heard it from Derrick, who heard it from Nott, who heard it from Zabini, who heard it from Malfoy, who they said heard from the Quidditch dressing room, which really just meant that Marcus was going to fucking kill him.

by Deleted25

Hogwarts is a school for misbehaved boys located in the middle of nowhere. These students get sexually and physically abused day after day. Each person coming from a different background will have to learn to stick together if they want to survive and make it out of the school alive. ~Uploads every

by olivieblake

Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.

by mxrcusflint

Weddings and marriages aren't forever, his grandmother always said - but with the way Oliver is glowing across from him, Marcus is pretty sure that statement doesn't apply to them.(In which Marcus knows he doesn't live in a fairy tale, but Oliver is better than any happy ending he could've imagined.