Gerri/Roman

by devourthemoon

They get married on a Monday morning, and Roman knows nobody will buy it, but he’s still gonna swear on his life it was Gerri’s idea.

by notaqueenakhaleesi

No one had ever held Roman in such a way, and here he was, watching the two weirdo peripheral members of the family find solace in one another.God. How fucking desolate, how cold, how fucked up was the Roy family, exactly, that the only source of genuine, intimate warmth that Roman had witnessed… wa

by devourthemoon

The thing Roman’s learning, the thing it’s probably taken him way too long to learn anyway, is that the world has no shortage of dog cages to lock him in. It’s just that most of them don’t get him off. They just fucking suck.

by berghain

2006 was a busy year for 24 year-old Roman Roy, but if the devil works hard, Gerri Kellman works harder, and 2006 was a very productive year for the General Counsel. Unfortunately, the best-laid plans had not accounted for the power of cheek swabs and algorithms sixteen years later.At least the timi

by lavenderseaslug

Gerri does the New York Times crossword puzzle every morning. The paper copy gets brought in and laid out on her breakfast table, a ballpoint pen set beside it. She’s never done the puzzle in pencil. Pencil is for idiots.

by whatsupbitches (Larkin)

Gerri’s called him over to discuss something that came up in the oppo research. Just something that came up, that was all she’d say on the phone. What a tease.

by thisbetternotawakenanythinginme

Gerri married Laurie a month after they got back from Italy. Apparently everybody but Roman knew it was happening. And maybe he was just too distracted by his whole future exploding to notice a card getting handed around the office? Maybe there wasn’t actually a conspiracy to keep her wedding secret

by blueparacosm

The Roy family jet never makes it to São Paulo.

by JustLikeAPapercut

He’s never lived in a place that shares a floor with neighbors, always had a fucking penthouse, but this place shares a small hallway with two other units and the idea of that is so nauseating and claustrophobic that he has to smother it all under five hours of drinking before he can bring himself t

by Anonymous

Roman can't sleep. Gerri helps in spite of herself

by mvsic_bxxks_stvdy

What was he doing, this stupid little lovesick puppy, sniffing around her for attention? And what was she possibly doing, indulging him?

by WatchMyFavesSuffer

Roman is accidentally a little too honest and Gerri accidentally cares a little too much.AKA Hurt/Comfort, Slime Puppy-style.

by cleosmuses

It’s a fight or flight response. Roman remembered reading about it once - an automatic response in the face of danger. His lips moved and the words were out of his mouth before he even realised. “Well you see, here’s the thing Dad - Gerri and I have been dating,” Roman announced, the words came out

by threeguesses

Gerri comes to collect what's hers.

by lavenderseaslug

Intro to American Politics isn't perhaps the best place to flirt, but goddammit if Roman Roy isn't going to try.

by Writer_47

Gerri Kellman - housewife and mother - finds her life abruptly changes bringing with it new challenges in new places.Roman Roy - newly divorced and struggling to find his place in the world with an overbearing father and an unsympathetic family.They develop the most unlikely of friendships that will

by girlyjuice

“Have you ever read She Comes First?” she leans in to murmur. “I’ve gifted a copy to a few men I’ve been with. Their performance always improved dramatically after reading it.”Roman’s eyes go wide. “Your pussy has a required reading list? Like a fucking… existential philosophy class? Jesus.” He sips

by lavenderseaslug

It’s a surprise to everyone when one of Roman’s movies gets Oscar buzz.It's probably even more of a surprise when he takes Gerri as his date.

by gaycoruscant

There’s a little smear of blood on her hands. Literal blood on her literal hands. He’d make something of that if he saw, she thinks, running the water until it gets hot then lathering her hands. Lady Macbeth, getting your little fucking screwdriver in. He thinks she’s a ruthless person, a bitch, whi

by threeguesses

The first few times Gerri lets him get anywhere near touching her, she doesn’t come.