Kyman

by spring_noise

Kyle misses long planned basketball hang out. Turnes out he got sick. Cartman, as a brilliant, kind-hearted, worlds most wanted friend, wants to help.

by Ladyspirkis4life97

When Cartman doesn't arrive to work Kyle isn't worried, he's annoyed because really he could have at least texted if he wasn't going to come in. So Kyle cancels all of his clients, leaves early for the day, and travels to Cartman's house to get an explanation. Little did he know, that he was going t

by davisd3ad

Midweek usually saw a much heavier workload than other days, and Kyle experienced this firsthand. However, he was proud of what he did. During his youth, he had doubted himself because it was what he had to do; his questions fluctuated between wanting to and having to. Therefore, he accepted that wh

by dalidahmer

After surviving the last few years of his life, Cartman spent most days meal prepping and trying to convince Kyle he’d been getting better. Unfortunately, Kyle believes in therapy, emotional honesty, and having friends. Recovery would be a lot easier if everyone stopped noticing him. (Sequel to Holo

by Anonymous

Over 52% of male victims report being sexually assaulted, sexually abused, or raped by an acquaintance. This could be neighbors, family friends, peers, or friends.   Kyle can’t sleep downstairs on the uncomfortable beanbag and would much prefer to sleep in his boyfriend’s bed, but something followed

by Ladyspirkis4life97

After a year of ignoring him Cartman finally approaches him, but only to ask for a carpool ride to the reunion in South Park. Forced into a car together and faced with a different Cartman from his youth, Kyle has to ask if maybe he does have a chance with his childhood enemy turned friend after all.

by l1sard

не хочу смотреть тебе в глаза, но теряюсь в коленных чашечках и забываю все обиды, пялясь в разлитую зелёнку. в моменте хочется залить тебе ею все раны, нанесённые мной, но придётся приписать рыжим наличе души — не хочу идти против общеизвестного факта. твоё рождение и так беда, но сегодня хотя бы п

by TheSleepParalysisDemon777

Kyle has been missing for a month and a half. Kenny can’t shake the feeling that Cartman is behind it.This is extremely inspired by But You Like It by Miss_Nihilist. It’s pretty much a fanfic of a fanfic.(Currently on hiatus)

by Littlebbie

After a failed scheme, Cartman finds himself at risk of losing all of his closest friends. With no one else by his side, Cartman decides to win his friends back by treating them to an awesome experience. Using some totally legal investments, he plans the ultimate getaway for him and his friends: 2 d

by mondlicht415

美高AUhot nerd好学生凯尔 x 患有BD的坏学生卡特曼，16-17岁*卡特曼是cuntboy 本文主凯胖1v1不拆不逆，微量凡槌、坦温提及有部分原创人物出场，与角色没有任何感情关系，纯粹是推动剧情发展的工具人 本文于26年2月动笔，于26年7月完结并发表，全文共十万多字，大概每周更一到两章

by sharksdonthavescales

The summer after high school graduation, Cartman and Kyle shared a moment that Kyle has since done his best to avoid unpacking. Thankfully, Cartman has a totally normal and not at all dramatic plan to force Kyle’s hand.

by Deathkilla

Second time's the charm. Eric Cartman always knew that there was something off about himself. People always said that there was something wrong with him, but he never saw it that way. For as long as he could remember, whenever he wanted something, he received it. If he was denied, he either found a

by Kilya (ChucKilya)

Recopilación de los escritos cortos/entradas del diario en tercera persona donde se retrata el turbulento acenso de el CEO Eric Thedore Cartman. El magnate millonario que actualmente está casado y retirado, viviendo en las afueras de South Park. No siempre fue el "exitoso" hombre que pretende vender

by MooseMan67

Reupload from my Wattpad (account MooseMan67), uhh it's just oneshots man There will be spelling errors since my thumbs are MASSIVE Yeah um not much else to say for this one 💀

by Ladyspirkis4life97

Stranded on an island Kyle couldn't say he was pleased obviously, but it could be worst, they have shelter, water, food and he wasn't on the island with Stan. He loved the man, he did but that man could drink more caskets of rum then anyone he had met. There was just one small problem, he was stuck

by G21_GO

Based on season 11, episode 8: Le Petit Tourette. Cartman's words and actions have spiraled out of control. No human is supposed to have his thoughts broadcasted openly without any hope of guarding his darkest secrets, but here he is. It only gets worse when his crush saves him from being embarrasse

by TheStrangerWhoWrites

Kyle had never been the type of person to just get over things. If something or someone was bothering him, he’d find himself obsessed with the burden until he was free from the diminishing confines of it. For example, the current issue that suppressed him had been doing so for the last four years, a

by G21_GO

Cartman and Kenny lose a bet... and they fully embrace their punishment with confidence. This seems to stir up some complicated feelings for Kyle and Stan. Some guys get boners and some guys cause them, amirite? Loosely based on the song Andrew in Drag.

by CutieSyakekochan

Years have passed, and Dovahkiin, alias "The New Kid", had somehow managed to get the whole group of friends to date them and each other in a big messy polycule. None of them remembered who had the brilliant idea of getting the whole group of them to live in the same house. But it was happening.Not

by GreenStone_e

Años después de haber perdido a su familia e imperio por la traición del malvado brujo Garrison, un elfo huérfano, que desconoce su propia identidad como el príncipe heredero del imperio élfico, se embarcará en un viaje al reino del Kuppa Keep con la ayuda del mago Cartman para así reunirse con su a