Best One-Shot Kyman Fanfics
Kyman one-shots under 10k words — a complete read in one sitting. All curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.
Top 14 One-Shot Kyman Fanfics
Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length Kyman fics — short stories under 10,000 words.
Tonight, Tomorrow, and the Rest of Your Life
by sharksdonthavescales
The summer after high school graduation, Cartman and Kyle shared a moment that Kyle has since done his best to avoid unpacking. Thankfully, Cartman has a totally normal and not at all dramatic plan to force Kyle’s hand.
Cartman in Drag
by G21_GO
Cartman and Kenny lose a bet... and they fully embrace their punishment with confidence. This seems to stir up some complicated feelings for Kyle and Stan. Some guys get boners and some guys cause them, amirite? Loosely based on the song Andrew in Drag.
Nemesis
by Littlebbie
After a failed scheme, Cartman finds himself at risk of losing all of his closest friends. With no one else by his side, Cartman decides to win his friends back by treating them to an awesome experience. Using some totally legal investments, he plans the ultimate getaway for him and his friends: 2 d
Le Petit Bisou
by G21_GO
Based on season 11, episode 8: Le Petit Tourette. Cartman's words and actions have spiraled out of control. No human is supposed to have his thoughts broadcasted openly without any hope of guarding his darkest secrets, but here he is. It only gets worse when his crush saves him from being embarrasse
We Should Share a Hotel Room... Jk .. Unless?
by Ladyspirkis4life97
After a year of ignoring him Cartman finally approaches him, but only to ask for a carpool ride to the reunion in South Park. Forced into a car together and faced with a different Cartman from his youth, Kyle has to ask if maybe he does have a chance with his childhood enemy turned friend after all.
Fifty-two percent
by Anonymous
Over 52% of male victims report being sexually assaulted, sexually abused, or raped by an acquaintance. This could be neighbors, family friends, peers, or friends. Kyle can’t sleep downstairs on the uncomfortable beanbag and would much prefer to sleep in his boyfriend’s bed, but something followed
knees on birthday
by l1sard
не хочу смотреть тебе в глаза, но теряюсь в коленных чашечках и забываю все обиды, пялясь в разлитую зелёнку. в моменте хочется залить тебе ею все раны, нанесённые мной, но придётся приписать рыжим наличе души — не хочу идти против общеизвестного факта. твоё рождение и так беда, но сегодня хотя бы п
Monster (reupload)
by Deathkilla
Second time's the charm. Eric Cartman always knew that there was something off about himself. People always said that there was something wrong with him, but he never saw it that way. For as long as he could remember, whenever he wanted something, he received it. If he was denied, he either found a
Big Messy Polycule Sandbox.
by CutieSyakekochan
Years have passed, and Dovahkiin, alias "The New Kid", had somehow managed to get the whole group of friends to date them and each other in a big messy polycule. None of them remembered who had the brilliant idea of getting the whole group of them to live in the same house. But it was happening.Not
South Park Oneshots
by MooseMan67
Reupload from my Wattpad (account MooseMan67), uhh it's just oneshots man There will be spelling errors since my thumbs are MASSIVE Yeah um not much else to say for this one 💀
Stranded
by Ladyspirkis4life97
Stranded on an island Kyle couldn't say he was pleased obviously, but it could be worst, they have shelter, water, food and he wasn't on the island with Stan. He loved the man, he did but that man could drink more caskets of rum then anyone he had met. There was just one small problem, he was stuck
Oranges for Kyle
by spring_noise
Kyle misses long planned basketball hang out. Turnes out he got sick. Cartman, as a brilliant, kind-hearted, worlds most wanted friend, wants to help.
Taking Care of You
by Ladyspirkis4life97
When Cartman doesn't arrive to work Kyle isn't worried, he's annoyed because really he could have at least texted if he wasn't going to come in. So Kyle cancels all of his clients, leaves early for the day, and travels to Cartman's house to get an explanation. Little did he know, that he was going t
#CARTMAN WEEK 2026 - Recopilación
by Kilya (ChucKilya)
Recopilación de los escritos cortos/entradas del diario en tercera persona donde se retrata el turbulento acenso de el CEO Eric Thedore Cartman. El magnate millonario que actualmente está casado y retirado, viviendo en las afueras de South Park. No siempre fue el "exitoso" hombre que pretende vender
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One-shot Kyman fanfics — anything under 10,000 words — are the format of choice for sharp emotional payoffs, single-scene character studies, smutty interludes, and tropes that don't need a full arc to land. You finish them in one sitting.
Ideal for a commute, a lunch break, or right before bed when you don't want to start a 200,000-word fic at 11pm.
About This List
This list of 14one-shot Kyman fanfics spans 51,489 total words. Kudos range from 2 on the newest entries to 19 on the most established. 71% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Teen And Up Audiences (5 of 14 fics).
Recurring tags across this list: Kymanweek2026 · kymanweek · Alternate Universe - College/University · Aged-up South Park Characters.
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