Landoscar

by oscatmeowstri

NORRIS: Are you *eating*?PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.NORRIS: Is it good?PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.Let’s do a quick one.NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lan

by linearity

Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.

by beensinning

"Sebastian Vettel, 23-year-old driver for Red Bull Racing, has been spotted with a mysterious child," a reporter announced. "Who is the child, and why is he in the picture? Stay tuned for more updates." Sebastian, although not thrilled about the sudden attention, knew that he couldn't keep Charles a

by orphan_account

Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri.He’s not.…Right?

by landoscar

“Dude, Spiderman was opposite the building again! He’s been there so much recently, I’m starting to think he lives here or something.”Oscar choked on a french fry, lightly patting his chest and grabbing his drink to wash it down. “Have you thought about the fact that he probably likes the area?”“No!

by LaceyAmethyst

“Okay, so they both like each other. We need to get them together.” “How? Lando’s too freaked out to think straight and Oscar is the human embodiment of the standing man emoji.” Charles purses his lips for a moment before he snatches his boyfriend’s phone up from the other side of the table.

by Flowersandthings

DanielOkay, @Liam. Welcome to the offical F1 chat. This is the real deal here. Top secret. More secret than the CIA. Basically, Checo and I are straight. No one else is. Liam Lawson stumbles across George Russell and Alex Albon making out in a club bathroom and messages Yuki Tsunoda about it... litt

by Zolica

Oscar’s focus comes back full blast when he hears soft, but quick footsteps and then feels two tiny arms wrap around his leg. “Mister!” Oscar looks down and sees a little toddler look up to him with big shiny eyes. “Mister, I lost mommy”. The McLaren driver tries to shake his surprise. He crouches d

by lxuisfineline

Billionaire CEO Lando Norris turns to an exclusive escort service to escape the pressures of his high-profile life. When he meets Oscar, a charming and confident escort, Lando becomes captivated and makes a bold proposition: full exclusivity. As their arrangement deepens, Lando must navigate the fin

by notforpenance

“Maybe you just need to learn to drive better. Maybe then Ferrari wouldn’t have dropped you.” “Yeah?” Carlos asked, fiery. “Is that so?” “Yeah,” Oscar said, all the confidence in the world behind his word. “You really need to be taught when to keep your mouth shut, Piastri,” Carlos snarled. Oscar’s

by finifugue

“You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without ev

by Anonymous

Before Oscar had a chance to say you’re welcome Lando was pulling him into a hug. A real hug. With arms. And squeezing. And intention.Oscar tensed before half heartedly patting Lando on the shoulder, not sure what else to do.“Oscar, is this what you call a hug?”“...yes?”“God mate,” Lando pulled away

by piastrification (goldenflora)

A few hours before Oscar was announced to be driving with McLaren in 2023, Lando remembered being pulled into Zak’s office for a chat.Lando had guessed that his new teammate would be the topic of conversation, more specifically who it was, but Lando had not expected the shovel talk (of sorts) that c

by cockroach_hyung (uaigneach)

Oscar had never really put all that much thought into his status as a beta. As a beta, his secondary sex didn't put anywhere near as much of an effect on his every day life in the way that being an alpha or omega would. He didn't experience heats or ruts, and well… his ability to scent was baseline.

by agustofwind

It’s the profound tragedy of Lando’s life, he thinks, to realise he’s in love with his teammate – just as Oscar Piastri makes a habit of standing one step higher on the podium, forcing Lando to crane his neck to look at him. Oscar hates watching the light fade from Lando’s eyes with every victory he

by mctwinkdom

Lando: you have to stop calling them thongs, mate Oscar: Why that? Lando: cuz there flipflops Oscar: Wasn't talking about flipflops.

by yeknodelttil

Oscar is a photographer who travels around the world taking photos at Formula One races for motorsport magazines. His camera roll is becoming suspiciously full of pictures of Lando Norris.

by tavana_lee

Ricciardo:What does one do to secure another home race?Piastri:Adoption?Verstappen:Marriage?Gasly:Buy a house in that country?

by scarletpapayas

It was the freshest bit of gossip the whole school had the minute Oscar Piastri enrolled. Everyone spoke about the son of a Death Eater attending Hogwarts. Piastri is off-putting, yes. Eerily stoic at times and a growing nuisance to Lando when he bests him at duels in front of everyone. But does Lan

by Searchingthrumymemory

Lando Norris, internationally famous rockstar, has three main priorities: drugs, avoiding eye contact, and pretending emotions don't exist. To most, he's just flippant; a hot, young thing with messy habits. So what if he washes down breakfast with a shot of vodka? He's a rockstar, it practically com