Best Newmann Humor Fanfics

by fangirlSevera

It’s like those old movies about the unpopular kid from high school going back for the ten year reunion who gets to rub his riches and trophy wife in the faces of his old bullies. Except this isn't high school, it's a university lecture. Instead of money, he's got the saving the world thing. And Her

by que_sera

Anyone who has spent any amount of time in the Hong Kong research division knows to clear out when Newt and Hermann start screaming at each other in German. Raleigh has not spent any time in the research division. He's also beginning to question his knowledge of German. For instance, did Newt really

by CinnamonCake

Hermann is still there tomorrow and the day after and Newton tries to not break his face with the door again.

by magneticwave

It takes Raleigh three accidental meetings, two scoops of vanilla ice cream, and an economics textbook to fall for Mako Mori harder than he’s fallen for anything else in his entire life. Yancy, predictably, laughs his ass off about it.

by infinituity

"By the way, dude," he says, and he reaches down both to grab his notepad as well as to avoid looking at Hermann, "my parents think we're dating."Instead of the expected angry yelling, he gets only silence in response, so he looks up to see Hermann opening his mouth to speak, reconsidering, closing

by what_alchemy

The Dr. Geiszler Hermann had found in the publications — printed pages worn with constant handling and tucked into his briefcase for easy access — was an eloquent scientist whose work functioned at a level far above almost anyone else Hermann had ever encountered in the field, and yet he neither pat

by callmejude

written for the kink meme prompt: "Hermann's cane ends up being lost/broken. Until he can get a replacement, he has to (reluctantly) rely on Newt to get around. Cue them wandering around arm in arm. It starts off annoying and a little embarrassing at first, but they soon settle into a routine that e

by irisbleufic

The first thing [Newton] does when he gets to his office, smarting from the needle and high on endorphins, is email the eccentric mathematician in Cambridge, the other Cambridge a non-creature-infested ocean away, with whom he’d been corresponding for a while and whom his colleagues have begun to ca

by ezlebe

"It’s not that I find you completely incompetent," Hermann says, startling Newton slightly as he steps just to the left, clumsily sliding down next to him against the steel wall.

by irisbleufic

Hermann doesn't have enough time to experience a crisis over Newton's response to his unvoiced request; he's drifting into that self-same lethargy, eyelids heavy, his arm across the cane gone slack.

by callmejude

written for the kinkmeme prompt: In all the years they've worked with each other, Hermann can't remember ever seeing Newt angry - upset and frustrated, maybe, but never angry. Sure, they argue and raise their voices at each other all the time, but that's just lively intellectual discourse - they're

by lornrocks

Based on this prompt from the kink meme: Established relationship - Newton was afraid he'd lose his wedding ring inside kaiju entrails, so he ended up tattooing a few lines of the kaiju appearance equation/a line the Jaeger OS code in a band around his finger instead of wearing one.

by patster223

Hermann is cursed as a child so that he may never remember anyone he meets. Theoretically, this should make falling in love impossible, but then he meets (and meets and meets and meets) Newton Geiszler.

by cypress_tree

Newt has a dirty talk kink, and Hermann has a really nice voice.

by callmejude

written for the kink meme prompt: In most of the fics I've read for this pairing, Newt is the one kind of driving the relationship. I'd like to see the opposite. Something where Hermann is the one who courts Newt/flaunts their relationship/asks Newt to stay with him. It also probably isn't going to

by Anonymous

1 + 1 = 1.

by billiethepoet

Newt takes the time to closely examine what he saw in Hermann's mind during their drift with the Kaiju.

by BeeLove

In which Newton rides Hermann for all he's worth. Or at least tries to.

by buckgaybarnes

After a minor misunderstanding leads people to believe Newt and Hermann are married, Newt and Hermann decide to play along. It all goes swimmingly—that is, until Hermann realizes he enjoys the charade a bit more than he should.

by cypress_tree

Newt and Hermann's first time is Newt's first first time.