Best ThanZagMeg Humor Fanfics

by Brendandabo

It has been some time since Zagreus' life has become as normal as it can for being a God. But, being the trouble magnet he is, he is inevitably dragged into some other nonsense, and much to their chagrin, his two partners are dragged into it with him. This is both to the benefit and detriment of the

by EternalShadow019

Few tales are told of the children of Hades, whose return from death's house has never once gone unnoticed by those who watch from below. Not from the depths of the underworld. From somewhere older. Something beneath even that has stirred. I mean to tell you this tale. Listen carefully.

by Professional_cattle_lifter

It did not matter to him if those who slighted him were of his own blood. And, to some extent, it did not matter to him if they shared his divinity. He was a prideful person, and a wounded pride had no recognition of kindred.Never underestimate an Olympian in their ability to hold a grudge. Or, an e

by apocahipster

One day on the surface Zagreus receives his first ever prayer from a mortal, requesting his aid in the form of a boon.The problem is, Zagreus has no idea how to answer it, and even worse, he can only hear the prayer while he is on the surface where his body is actively dying by the second.Unable to

by ObservingMorgoth

“What's the catch?” Lachesis questioned, wary of this deal, after all, this was trade, not just an act of kindness; It's all give and take with Chaos, nothing is free. “Nothing”, Chaos said with a straight face... None of the sisters believed it for a second.“Cut the crap, tell us now”, Atropos huff

by EmilThe1diot

“So, there was this dream, where the house of hades- or well everyone in it was happier yknow, and-“ Hypnos started. “Are you sure that is something you want? You would be leaving this world behind entirely.” Chaos asked.Or Hypnos never did ask for much, but the one time he does, he causes the world

by FreakishOlm

Meeting the new little Princess should be a delightful occasion, so how does it end up going so wrong? Why won’t Hypnos wake up? Basically, an idea of what could have happened to land Hypnos in the perpetual slumber we find him in for Hades 2.

by bvckbiter

By this Infernal Contract… I, Luke Castellan, hereby acknowledge the commuted nature of my sentence… in lieu of Punishment… the House of Hades… a service ensuring its continued security… indefinite and as needed… “Indefinite?!” grits out Luke. “Do you have a better use of your time? The room Achill

by Hadeslover2000

There's so many alternative versions of ourselves, and we just don't know it yet. Silly little drabbles of Hades characters in diff tropes and AU's !! :33

by Heka_in_the_Lore

The final volume of Bitemarks

by Genesister (papirini)

Mother and Father, If I’m not back from my run today, it’s because the special boon I received today worked! So I will be spending a few days up on the surface helping out Melinoe! Don’t worry, I’ll be back once it wears off. And please don’t tell her, I want it to be a nice surprise for her. -Z P.S

by The_Cecilia_Egg

While undergoing House renovations, Zagreus finds a hidden collection of paintings. This leads him to a series of question. One, 'Who commissioned these paintings?'. Two, 'When did Hypnos get married?'. Three, 'Why did Thanatos tell him he had children!?'.

by RainyDay07

Hear now, a tale untold of the prince of the underworld, Zagreus. Though hard-headed the hellish prince may be, his will is not steel. And everyone needs a confidant, when their strength is waning. or As stubborn as Zagreus is, even he isn't immune to moments of doubt. In the moments between battle,

by ddoggitt

When Judias- Jude- survives something that he knows should have left him dead, he realizes that his mother has been hiding the truth of who he really is from him for his whole life. Determined to find the answers he's been longing for, he departs Phthia in search of the Underworld, hoping to find hi

by iswearimkoalafied

Approaching the cauldron, Melinoë saw what incantation was newly awakened.There, in her mind, she saw the words “Recall Death” in a blazing, teal fire. Not knowing the exact meaning, she searched deeper in her subconscious to try and reveal what this specific incantation would do.Send a message to D

by Popcorn_123456789

This is an book for my Hades oneshots you can request things also minor changes to lore/Design will happen

by Heka_in_the_Lore

I said I'd publish the extra bits from my Bitemarks fanfic as an extra chapter or something. Turned into an or something since I cannot just write one thing EVER. These should read as PWP without context but if you haven't read the full series. Um, they're vampires. Not really relevant here but they

by coviello

Мир Загрея рухнул. Он видел, как губы Танатоса касаются губ Мегеры — нежно, робко, словно тот сам не верил в происходящее. Видел, как ее руки скользят по его плечам, притягивая ближе; как крыло за ее спиной вздрагивает и на прикрывает их обоих, словно занавес. Видел, как напряженные плечи Танатоса п

by DevonOReilly

Zeus had a vision following the death of Typhon: Olympus in flames, and everything he'd killed for gone to ruin. Mortals forsaking Gods, lesser worms daring to rebel against them, and other possibilities far too inane to name...but he saw something else. Something worse. Something so vile that it ma

by frafeyrac

three different pairings.three different songs.three different eurovision viewing parties. (feel free to skip to the bits that interest you only) link to songs in their first parts!