Best One-Shot Vimes/Vetinari Fanfics
Vimes/Vetinari one-shots under 10k words — a complete read in one sitting. All curated from AO3 and ranked by kudos.
Top 18 One-Shot Vimes/Vetinari Fanfics
Ranked by AO3 kudos. Mid-length Vimes/Vetinari fics — short stories under 10,000 words.
VetVimes art 18+
by Lai_hoerrrru
Welcome to my archive of vetvimes smut
Straddled
by Zakalwe
Someone tries to kill Vetinari; Vimes takes it personally. Quick little fic written for the angry confession prompt "Don't you dare walk away from me—not after everything—not when I'm finally telling you the truth" requested by helenvader - thank you!
Not something to worry about
by NarrativeFoil
Some illustrations of fragments from Zakalwe’s fic Uncharted Territory. Sybil once dated Vetinari when they were younger and Vimes feels a peculiar way about it.
Only the chase
by hemlockq
“You’re not getting that leash on me,” says Vimes, “not tonight.” Vetinari narrows his eyes. “Is that a challenge, Commander?”
A Margin of Error (A Mile of Lead)
by w0rms_w0rms_w0rms
"The Patrician didn’t feel the bullet enter his leg. The first sensation he experienced after he heard the ‘bang’ was of a strange pressure in his thigh, slightly warm, as if being squeezed by a pair of strong hands. Then there was the weight of Carrot’s body over his chest as he barrelled into Veti
Discworld sketches
by Alasdair_Ya
Sketches of Discworld characters.
Too Fine A Point
by w0rms_w0rms_w0rms
Fencing is one of the few things that has been suggested to Vimes by Lady Sybil which he has categorically vetoed. He has always been vaguely aware of the idea that exercise and adrenaline can be good for blowing off certain kinds of steam – and to be fair, throwing himself in the general direction
klatchian nights
by sintacks
Vimes sleeps with an assassin. Just, not the one you'd expect...
Possible
by Rabb_te
After the diplomatic dinner, Vetinari experiences a consequence of forgetfulness.It's not unwelcome, but he's not certain how to proceed, considering how slim the chances were.
Duality of man
by ghost_of_lady_Melmoth
Vimes knows about stoker Blakes's identity and he cannot stop thinking about it. Vetinari is more than willing to give him more to think about. "The room was horribly quiet which only allowed the memories of sounds on the train's steering deck to resonate in Vimes’s ears louder. Constable Visit told
prince of rumour
by sintacks
Vimes deals with his newfound knowledge. (By not dealing with it) And then there's the bit with the handcuffs...
Главный провокатор
by Sir_Maximilian
Ваймс случайно осознаёт, что стиль общения и правления Ветинари выдаёт в нём прирождённого мазохиста. Эта информация не даёт ему покоя и рождает фантазии, с которыми он стоически борется. И вообще, ему не до того — он расследует серию убийств. А потом ещё и сталкивается с массовым отравлением.«Но вс
a natural shift
by Junor
“How would you feel if I told you you look dashing today?” His cheeks already burned under the scorching sun and it had saved him from shame, but he was sure Vetinari had seen everything he needed to see. “That's not funny, sir,” said Sam quietly. “And I’m not a Fools Guild alumnus.” He didn't know
Taming the Attack Dog
by w0rms_w0rms_w0rms
This is an arrangement they have had for a while. Vimes gave up drinking years ago upon his marriage to Lady Sybil, but the painful, self-destructive tendencies which drove him to seek sanctuary at the bottom of a bottle in the first place had been much harder to exorcise than the habit itself. Have
Drunken detainment
by BookDruggist
Then his nose caught the very familiar whiff of strong alcohol in the air and the terrier within Vimes pricked his ears.His hand wandered automatically to his sword handle while he slowly paced towards the desk and the light.“Commander please don’t draw that sword of yours. It is unnecessary.”, the
love's shackles
by sintacks
Vimes has a conversation with his wife. Ahmed helps him get kicked out of a party. And Vetinari has some... questions about his personal life.
Honey sweet words and deep gravel voices
by Alasdair_Ya
A delicious night spent loving one another. Or in this case fucking into an absolute mess. Sam has a lot on his mind and could use some help getting out of his usual spiral of harmful thoughts. Havelock is more then happy to help his beloved even if it might not seem like help to some.
Til Death do us Part
by Asgardian_coroner
Хэвлок Ветинари не понаслышке знает, что значит совершить убийство.
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Why Read One-Shot Vimes/Vetinari Fics?
One-shot Vimes/Vetinari fanfics — anything under 10,000 words — are the format of choice for sharp emotional payoffs, single-scene character studies, smutty interludes, and tropes that don't need a full arc to land. You finish them in one sitting.
Ideal for a commute, a lunch break, or right before bed when you don't want to start a 200,000-word fic at 11pm.
About This List
This list of 18one-shot Vimes/Vetinari fanfics spans 57,414 total words. Kudos range from 6 on the newest entries to 183 on the most established. 67% are marked complete — check the status flag before committing to a longfic. The most common rating is Explicit (10 of 18 fics).
Recurring tags across this list: Blow Jobs · NSFW Art · Consensual Non-Consent · Flirting · Humor.
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