Fics Like I'll be Jane

by gurlsrool

Shared tags: Social Media, Texting

Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck youShane: Oh my God stopIlya: What? I do that Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the o

by UglyGreenJacket

Shared tags: Social Media, Texting

Harris: Hi, Shane!Harris: This is Harris Drover.Harris: I got your number from Ilya.Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?Shane: Oh, yeah

by unluckyolive

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor

Kim Dokja slaps his hands over Yoo Joonghyuk’s mouth without really thinking.“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he says frantically.He feels Yoo Joonghyuk’s lips curve into a frown under his palm, ticklish and hot against that sensitive skin. He ekes out an odd sound and jerks back, yelping a

by OpalApparition

Shared tags: Social Media, Fluff and Humor

There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and at

by meruemsthighs

Shared tags: Texting

Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting Iwaizumi.

by darkbluedark

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor

It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.(This would be a lot easier

by gurlsrool

Shared tags: Texting, Fluff and Humor

Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?Jane: 2010Caro: WHATMegan: GIRLTia: SEVEN YEARS??Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

by Regolith (metonym)

Shared tags: Texting, Sexting

Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him. He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of

by kybelles

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor, Social Media

One night, world famous musician Ash Lynx drunk tweets about a cute boy he saw in a magazine and all hell breaks loose. “Oh my God, just show me!” Eiji yells nervously. Yut-Lung presses his lips tightly, turning his phone screen for Eiji to see. Eiji tenses when he sees the photos from his photo

by JessalynMichele

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor

Once you’ve found a reason to live, how do you keep it? Harry Potter has finally begun to believe that forever might not be a punishment after all. Jasper Hale has spent over a century surviving eternity. Loving Harry is teaching him how to truly live it. Harry is building a future. Jasper is determ

by cjr2

Shared tags: Social Media

The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does. Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on th

by GutterWitch

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor

“Houston, do you copy?”Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…“Hellooo? I said Houston, do yo

by gurlsrool

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor

Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.” “It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.” “Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty

by ScottishSunshine

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor

When Inko gets sick, all she asks is that her husband take a step back from his work and focus on raising their son. And of course All For One agrees, because he can afford to take it easy for a few decades.How hard can parenting Izuku be, after all?

by jukoist

Shared tags: Pre-Relationship

“Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-” Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes. “Too fast,” Ilya says