Fics Like ten out of ten

by deadmemewalking

Shared tags: Social Media, Humor

zuko nation @yaoionice tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for othersoh captain my captain @jimothykirk Replying to @yaoionice RIGHT like i think love might be real dani @danisqueerbar Replying to @jimothykirk we found love in a hopeless place

by gurlsrool

Shared tags: Texting, Social Media

It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing. No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting. The women

by gurlsrool

Shared tags: Texting, Epistolary

Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?Jane: 2010Caro: WHATMegan: GIRLTia: SEVEN YEARS??Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

by UglyGreenJacket

Shared tags: Social Media, Texting

Harris: Hi, Shane!Harris: This is Harris Drover.Harris: I got your number from Ilya.Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?Shane: Oh, yeah

by cairosene

Shared tags: Epistolary, Humor

I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).-The bats have a sex pollen release form.

by OpalApparition

Shared tags: Social Media, Humor

There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and at

by feverishsea

Shared tags: Texting, Humor

After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.

by meruemsthighs

Shared tags: Texting, Humor

Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting Iwaizumi.

by BootsnBlossoms

Shared tags: Humor, Texting

Just what does one bring a double-oh for Christmas dinner at his flat, do you think? — GH   Something that explodes in his favorite colour. — MH  Lube, condoms, and scotch. Leave the handcuffs, he probably has his own. — SH

by MissDisoriental

Shared tags: Humor

Will reflects on his new life as one half of a pair of Murder Husbands.Podfic available hereTranslations into Chinese available here and hereFan video available here

by UglyGreenJacket

Shared tags: Texting, Epistolary

Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet. Shane: He is great.Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things. Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.Hayden: She also said he’s su

by blt_prf

Shared tags: Texting, Epistolary

oHI FUCHKED UPI FUUCKED UPYOUR'E NOT NAMJOON yeahwhat I've been trying to tell youorthe one in which Jimin accidentally texts the guy he has a crush on *available to read in multiple languages, check notes

by donutsandcoffee

Shared tags: Humor

Zoro gets lost, Sanji gets captured by the marines, the Strawhats break into the ship's prison, and they all escape with a bang.Not exactly in that order, much to the confusion of Sanji's cellmates.

by spadebrigade

Shared tags: Humor

Oversharing astronomy professor Yamaguchi loves going on about his beloved husband Kei...And students of paleontology professor Tsukishima wonder who would put up with being married to such a tight-lipped man. But a small group of unfortunate students in both classes learn the truth: their two profe

by Sarah1281

Shared tags: Humor

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.