Fics Like rozanov's roster

by gurlsrool

Shared tags: Texting, Epistolary

Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck youShane: Oh my God stopIlya: What? I do that Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the o

by subcorax

Shared tags: Texting, Crack

Sarah Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here. Jackie Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden. Jackie has added Lily to the conversation Lily what what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one o

by gurlsrool

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor, Texting

It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing. No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting. The women

by gurlsrool

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor, Crack

Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.” “It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.” “Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty

by DarkFairytale

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor, Crack

#thosetwofirefighters starts to gather a following on social media, as everyone tries to figure out if those two cute firefighters from the 118 in LA are a thing or not.

by OpalApparition

Shared tags: Crack, Fluff and Humor

There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and at

by orphan_account

Shared tags: Fluff and Humor, Crack

“What is that thing for?”“I’m glad you asked, captain. This… is the Public Display of Affection jar. Or PDA jar for short.”“Now whenever you do something that may hurt our children’s innocence, you’ll have to put money in the jar as a punishment."Inspired by simple-symponia's art.

by UglyGreenJacket

Shared tags: Texting, Epistolary

Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet. Shane: He is great.Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things. Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.Hayden: She also said he’s su

by blt_prf

Shared tags: Texting, Epistolary

oHI FUCHKED UPI FUUCKED UPYOUR'E NOT NAMJOON yeahwhat I've been trying to tell youorthe one in which Jimin accidentally texts the guy he has a crush on *available to read in multiple languages, check notes

by Anonymous

Shared tags: Epistolary, Crack

Sephiroth finally manages to kill everyone during one of his many returns from the dead. He is a badass, nearly all powerful god of destruction and completely bored out of his oh so perfect, superior mind now that he’s gotten his way. He starts missing his fights with his only rival and the entertai

by evilrussianprincess

Shared tags: Jealous Shane Hollander

“Shane…” “Who the fuck do you think you’re calling Shane?” “Sweetheart,” Ilya corrects, tilting his head down against Shane’s grip on his hair to try to catch his lips. “Please.” “I can do everything she can,” Shane says. “But you’ve been a bit too naughty today. I’m tying you up first.” “Oh, no,” I